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2010-05-14T07:03:00.000-07:00

i dont think anyone comes here anymore, its been nearly seven months.
its like that deserted, now moss-covered rock that you used to play on as a kid but was soon forgotten as seemingly important but mundane things came flying at you with every passing day. But now, you run your fingertips over its surface, pulling at the icky moist green mess, till it reveals the innocent patterns of hearts, flowers and stars you oh so painstakingly carved

English is a crazy language

2009-10-16T22:04:00.000-07:00

English is a crazy language by Richard Lederer

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger;
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted.

But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly,
boxing rings are square
and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why it is that writers write but fingers don't fing,grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
If you have one goose, two geese, why not one moose, two meese, or one index, two indices?

Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend,
or that you can comb through the annals of history but not a single annal?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital;
ship by truck and send cargo by ship;
have noses that run and feet that smell;
park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites, and quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language
in which your house can burn up as it burns down,
in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course, isn't a race at all).
That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when they lights are out, they are invisible.
And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I windup this essay, I end it?

Now I know why i flunked my English. It's not my fault, the silly language doesn't quite know whether it's coming or going.

Lets face it - English is a crazy language.

I LOVE THIS POEM. its so quirky to say the least (: we did it during English class one day. did i mention that i ABSOLUTELY LOVE this poem? (:

go enjoy today everyone! while i waste millions f boxes of tissue blowing my nose off. ):

2009-10-15T03:04:00.000-07:00

I WANTED TO MAKE A NEW BLOG BUT I COULDNT THINK OF A NICE NAME. suggestions? so ignore the page where its supposed to describe me cos that was in sec one thank you very much. hahahaha anyway hi iliana's blog returns from the dead. (:
yeah let me see, today was quite a sucky-o day. like i woke up with my butt ACHING and everywhere else aching and then i felt so lethargic and everything. Turns out i've got myself a stinking fever. so i had to miss throwing a stick by the name of "Mr. Javellin" for sports fest trials or something like that and i had to miss a match. patooey man.

Anyway, the past three days have been quite exciting and by becky's words "chillax" (:

We finished our exams on MONDAY, i still cant believe exams are over at times. like i'll be watching tv then like this guilt-ridden image or thought or something will crash my head "WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERES EXAMS!" then i'll panic for a nanosecond and then suddenly i'll be like waitaminute THERE AINT NO MORE EXAMS! WHOO. (:

okay yes so that day was quite awesome, THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE WAS SO CUTE

AND LEGO ERASERS (hahaha these are lego sushi! so cute right! found them while googling for lego erasers hahahaha LOOK AT THE LUMP OF WASABI! HAHAHA)

AND PRETTY, DARLING NOTEBOOKS, AND TAMAGOTCHI AND DORA THE EXPLORER

AND COOKIE CUTTERS

AND THOSE COLOURFUL POTS AND PANS AND OH OH OH THAT AWESOME BOOK OF FACTS AND OHOHOH TRIPLE OH! THOSE PRETTY BAGS WHICH WERE WAY TOO SMALL. (: yes i think with best friends you can do pretty much anything and have a great time. oohing and aahing over anhything from moo moo cappuccino makers to wierd metal utensils to pretty monthly planners to toys and "PRESS ME!" buttons. (: love you all Nico, Jean, Yong (: (: (: HOUSEWIFE POTENTIAL MAN. (which is not a very awesome "potential" to have HAHAHA)

yeah so tuesday WII with YONG (: stupid rabits. (: anyway yeah pretty fun though we were both so tired hahahaha. alicia, peiqi and pris were supposed to come but couldnt so yeah.

and yesterday, WOAH BUTT ACHES MAN. I ROLLERBLADED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE! I feel so accomplished. (: but yeah i fell down five times. NOT THAT BAD OKAY. and hahahaha my biggest achievement so far is like to rollerblade like the length of yong's lift lobby in what 17 seconds? yong's younger sister did it in 4 seconds but HEY IM NOT THAT BAD FOR A BEGINNER WITH A SORE BUTT! (: quite awesome.

YONG LEFT FOR MACAU YESTERDAY ): ): ):
miss her to the max.):
HAVE FUN EAT LOTS OF EGGTARTS IF YOU SEE THIS IF YOU GET HOLD OF A COMPUTER THERE BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CONFINE YOURSELF TO A COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN YOU COULD BE EATING EGGTARTS? hahahaha love you(:

anyway GOOD LUCK BECKY FOR YOUR SAP EXAM!! (: (: (:

okay i dont feel like writing anymore HAHAHAHA so fickle yes i'll come back when im in the mood, MY VOICE JUST MORPHED INTO RACHAEL RAY'S VOICE.

2009-03-04T04:56:00.000-08:00

EXCUSE ME MAMA

this is funny
and i havent updated my songs for what 2 years?!
with minor exceptions of course.\
(:
here goes

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
the take over, the break's over

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
church

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
gone

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
No one (ohmygosh im meant to be a loner)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I need to be in love (HAHAHAHA)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Foreign Language (YES YOU ALL ALWAYS GIVE ME THAT WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITHHERLOOK WHEN IM HIGH :D)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Shortie Like Me (ohmygosh this is so hilarious, it should be tallie like me)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Hey There Delilah

WHAT IS 2+2?
All again for you

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Make believe its your first time (lets take the first time as purely friendship related activities shall we?) HAHA

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Happy Birthday

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Secret Valentine

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
ICEY

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
When it all Falls Apart (how depressing)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Apologise (OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA so appropriate)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Like This

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Look After You (lets haunt eveyone attending!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Girl Can Rock

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
We Taking Over (yeah even my phone knows we own)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Check Yes Juliet

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Damage (crap. this will be one unpleasant death)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
All I Need

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
ride of your life

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
I wanna love you (is my lovelife really meant to suck that bad. gosh)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
stranger

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Hero/Heroine (great i'll be scared by th eperson who saves me. no wonder i die a damaged death)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
We Believe

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Why (yes i dont want to change much)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Bleed it Out (how appropriate)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
excuse me mama

HAHAHA RETARDED. you know my sister? for the wedding song thing she got womanizer. HAHAHAHAHA

2008-12-12T01:01:00.000-08:00

i hate the blogger photo uploader so damn slow. (: but anyway here are some of the malaysia photos and videos! (: my camera is quite blurry :(

what else to do in busrides but camwhore(:

we tried four times before finally getting this shot. teeheee(:

poor yanping's back hurt again so anna helped to ice it! (:

can you believe we found a condom in jo and squek's hotel room. we think its strawberry flavoured. what do you think?

mr ang before giving his debrief! (: he already had sore throat on the first day. tsk tsk.

steph and qi!

the view from the hotel at KL

chael is always super green(:

chael was posing in the background for about what six photos super hilarious(:

the first thing they told us not to do when we got to the hotel was test the springs on the bed.

we rebelled.

first you take a leap onto the bed

then you crash onto the bed

and rebound upwards

before finally crashing into the bed again laughing hysterically.

midvalley megamall! (:

this was erh topshop?

cant remember went to too many places

angie and de waited for us damn long

we thought they would lose patience hehehehe(:

the stupid shoplady chased us out like after a minute after we went in

stupid stupid lady.

i like the way you move(:

this is really the last post before america

love you

merry christmas in advance.

2008-12-12T00:04:00.001-08:00

whoa so i actually do have the time to post today
okay im all packed and roaring to go. (:
so fustrating that i couldnt go for training today.
pissing lah.
last training also canot go.
dumb dumb dumb.

okay iliana dont dwell on unhappy stuff.
oh i just realised that i like it alot when people say my name in smses. i dont know it sounds nicer or more personal or something. wierd right. hahahaha. i bet you all like it too right! i'll try to use more of people's names from now on in smses
yay me.
(:
i want to eat ben and jerrys!
my sister is waiting anxiously for her ipod nano that idiot. okay so its sorta good for me so i get to use her com while shes waiting downstairs. i think i type fairly fast for someone using two fingers. okay fine three including the spacebar thumb. i dont really know how i do it. (:
im super random today for some reason.

IM WAITING FOR NINE O CLOCK SO I CAN WATCH
小娘惹!

i love the colour dark like erm nice blue on nails. its so pretty dont you think?
but i hate the smell of nail polish its like ughhhh cant stand it. im waiting for my nails to dry yayayayay. whoope i forgot to paint my right hand okay hold ons. (:
damn damn damn im so dead.
nail polish sucks
so messy
oh dear
oh no
pft.

okay yes so i still havent painted my right hand
oh dear even though im born a left hander i think tok tok (my grand father) did the rught thing by forcing me to be a right hander.
i painted my right hand so grossly lah
nearly all the polish is on the skin hahahahaha
sucker
oh gosh why am i talking about this?

i cant wait for tomorrow!
eeeks.
i mean like come on how often does one get to go to AMERIIICAAAAAA.
im going to LA first for four nights then i'll be heading to live with aunty elaine at san francisco!
i cant wait to see adorable josh and isabelle!
love them
oh dear i cant wait
i like aeroplane flights.
so so so fun
yay yay yay
singapore airlines is the bombb.
i am boring myself with this post
i think i shall go play super granny or something
teeheee
(:

LOVE YOU HONEYS.
DONT FORGET TO MISS ME.
i dont think you will(:
teeheee
i sound as ego as dominque from antm
oh gosh i cant stand her so annoying
i love lauren!
okay yes

UNITED STATES HERE I COME!

forget the xoxos (:

2008-12-11T03:31:00.000-08:00

the most amazing thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most awesome thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most exciting thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most coolios thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most wonderful thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most lovely thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most gorgeous thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most sexy thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most fantabulous thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.
the most supercalifragilisticexpialidocious thing is going to happen the day after tomorrow.

wait for it

am i being irritating

well i dont care if youre irritated

this is getting childish

and really like those annoying chain mails where they make you make wishes

okay fine

hehehe a while more

okay now.

IM GOING TO AMERICAAAAA! (: (: (: (:
FRICKING AWESOME STUFF RIGHT. (:

who wants what i'll try to get but no promises(:
okay i have to bathe so anticlimax to the maxxxx
okay ciao(:

xoxo,
you know you love well AMERICA!
:D

RGBASKETBALL'S MALAYSIA TRIP (:

2008-12-05T20:30:00.001-08:00

hehehehe. i am really really high now because i am eating mini m&ms from my cute little santa m&m figurine(: its really really cute and it has a santa cap and boots and green eyes. and mini m&ms have way more sugar than normal ones so im really really really high(:
oh and im also really really high now because i am going for chunk fest later! (: yay b&js' icecream is the loveeee(: im going with portia and anyone else who wants to come(: and oh oh oh then later we're going her house to playyyy! and have dinner! yaaaaay cant wait her house is like freakishly designerish(: loves. oh dear im becoming like chael and her absence of paragraphs(:

but shes been really nice and started proper paragraphing for two posts! its so much easier to read that way(: love you flower power!(: and oh oh oh okay from the title of this post im supposed to be talking about the fantabulous really super short malaysia trip! wheeee. im thinking of going shopping so much i spelt supposed as shopping at first teehee. oh dear i think talking to nico on the phone with phionna in the background is bad. im being all bimbo and teehee and yay me and stuff pffffft.

anyway these are the first few words that come to mind whne i think of the trip! its in the order i think them kay and they can be really really random! (:
taupok, sausages, rice, handfoot mouth disease (i have a feeling that malaysia is where ivana contracted it), cookies, pillow fights, never been kissed (movie), hot teacher dood, busrides, scandalous, no money, my cute red tee!, friendship bands, dinner with batch, mr ang's crazy antics, lizards, photos, "he likes it big, helikes it chunky", videos, rooming with yong, mouldy bathtubs, oranges (?!), aunty annes, yanping's new shoes, anna's skull emo hot pink and black cap, tanktops, me and yong's matching clothes, jerseys, matches, debriefs, laughter at erm someone that arouses you (cant mention name for safety sake but people like hannah should know especially cos she mentioned it. enough clues? (: ) buffet breakfasts, fever, stupid hotel phones, drying jerseys, being ver very very noisy at 1am, mosquito nets OKAY ENOUGH. (:

HMMM.
okay let me talk about the first day. gah when is my ugly betty going to load. and im hungry):

i woke up double checked my bag blah blah blah okay so we're in school! we get on the bus straight away no more waiting around the foyer like last year. then we invade the staff toilet to pee poo whatever. then when we went back on the bus the bus uncle (uncle ben) was so funny. he was like the red bags behind the seats are for.... then i was like puking? then i think he said er is anyone carsick? hahahahah okay yes not funny now but yes. okay its for rubbish. okay then we waved our parents goodbye and poof! we're off for a whole load of fun! (: okay yes so hmm oh yeah so we talked talked laugh laugh until customs cant really remember what happened already sucks. oh yeah so i went to the shorter queue and blah blah blah. then msia customs blah blah blah. and then we went back on the bus. and we decided to watch a movie on the small tele on the bus! oh yeah i didnt mention that the tourguide was the same as last year's one(: yeah okay then me yong and dee (im calling deanna dee from now on(: i think its better than deanna which i keep confusing for my name when someone calls it :l ) had such a difficult time picking a movie! cos they were all like quite bad. ahahah. i wanted to watch my super exgirlfriend its really funny but i guess not so appropiate so we settled on hancock! quite coolios. hahaha i think chael has influenced me to say coolios and cools and everything else plus an "s" at the back of the word(; yes and oh dear prargraph!

yes so we watched the movie and nearing the end i really really urgently had to pee. i had been holding it back for super long. so the whole bus stopped for me and the movie paused and everyone groaned and i felt so bad. hahaha oh wells. but alot of people got down to pee too so yeah(: okay then i missed a bit of the movie talking and we reached mid valley to shop! was that the first day? oh dear i cant remember. okay assuming that the mid valley shopping trip was on the first day, our batch split into two groups. the shopping group obviosuly comprising of myself, yong angie and our newly added member addy! cool stuff(: okay then we

oh dear i'll continue later love you darlings(:

xoxo,
~~you know you love~~ leaf

2008-11-21T19:34:00.000-08:00

HAI MAJIDE!
The Japanese translation of Majide (マジで？) is “seriously?!” in an inquisitive, yet exclamatory sense, meaning roughly “you have to be crazy.”

i googled the meaning(: and seriosuly it is fricking crazy and hilarious zomg
but i just found out that its not a real screened-in-japan gameshow but merely a show made for the american show of i survived a japanese gameshow. sucks. quite dissapointing. still its super super super awesome(: hahahaha(:

I WANT TO JOIN TOO. there should be one for asians but i guess that would be no fun cos japs are asians but still. ): I AM FINALLY GOING OUT FOR REAL TODAY THANK GOODNESS.
i was beginning to wonder if my life was just basketball subway or any other place for lunch then home. hahahaha I LOVE EF (extended family) i find saying "extended family" really long and mahfan so it shall be ef from now on(: hahaha(:

im beginning to feel tghat all my posts are boring cos im posting cos i have nothing better to do. fine i do have other stuff to do but they are all worse than boring so yes. WHO WANTS TO WATCH MADAGASCAR WITH ME(:

okay thats it for now. sorry its so short bye(:

SUPER GRANNY IS THE LOVE
GO PLAY IT
(:

xoxo

you know you love salted caramel

2008-11-19T05:11:00.000-08:00

YES WE ARE GOING TO MALACCA. and kl.
well if we cant in a million years (fine during this holiday) go to taiwan for basketball trip at least we are going some where! (:
its way way WAY better than the prospect of staying over in rgs for basketball camp. omg horror train from morining to night, can die and will die.
hmm though going to singapore sports school really isnt a bad idea. i actually think it would be quite fun. you see, the initial idea after taiwan was out of the picture, and malacca being hardly an option (ITS ONE NOW(: ) was to go sps and learn how to bandage every single part of your body correctly and learn sports massages and all those cool stuff. imagine our whole team walking around like a couple of mummies. how cool is that? and seriously it can no screw that it WILL be tterly hilarious(: IMAGINE STEPH TRING TO LOOK DIGNIFIED BANDAGED FROM HEAD TO TOE. HAHAHAHA(: SHE CANT EVEN LOOK DIGNIFIED WITHOUT THE BANDAGES. AHAHAHA. UH OH im dead the next time i see her if she even bothers to read my blog.

OH DEAR I MISS STEPH HORRIBLY.
I LOVE YOU STEPH.
I HOPE EVERYTHING GETS BETTER WAY SOON LOVE
(:

but at least she's going for the trip! thank goodness. i cant imagine a trip anywhere without her. (: we're going from the 27-30 nov. (: i know its super short but at least there isnt yucky segamat hotel from last year. gross. there were roaches running around, disgusting cracking mouldy toilets with either barely a trickle of water from the shower of a burst of water. i didnt even dare sit on the toilet bowl please. i just trained my thigh muscles. and oh gosh me yong and ivana were like pouring yes pouring talcum powder on the pillows sheets and basically every surface near the bed and the bed to chase away any bugs. and for added measure we sprayed this uh spray form of talcum powder that yong brought too.

i want to watch madagascar 2. sucks cos im busy nearly every day. gah
audrey asks me why im so committed to my cca?
i guess its just something i dont know. i cant explain. but cos of it im really really busy dear me.

YAY I THINK I CAN GO MICH HOUSE. its going to be so super awesome

okay no inspiration
i want to go outtt

xoxo,
you know you love kaya balls
(yong malaysia remember? (: )

2008-11-05T20:13:00.000-08:00

as we go on
we remember
all the times we
had together
as our lives change
come whatever
we will still be
friends forever
duuum duuum duum duuum duum duuum dum dumm dumm dummm dummm.

207 IS THE LOVE.
SERIOUSLY I LOVE LOE LOVE THEM
omg i dont want to be sec threeee
i dont even want to be sec2
GOSH STOP GROWING
STOP STOP STOP IT
i dont want to be sec three then sec four oh no
IM IN BDIV ALREADY
i guess that sorta reinforces things
IM OLD
OH NO OH NO

jean your book thing is such a brilliant idea.
yay
i get to keep in touch with fatsos' lives(:
oh lunch(:
my grandma made awesome quiche
its so much better than delifrance!
then later im going celine's house for stefanie's fabbo baking lessons
BYE
LATER

xoxo,

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THE SMELL OF FRESHLY BAKED PASTRY(:

2008-11-02T01:43:00.000-07:00

hehehehe i love you all! (:

yes anyway i think that i am "jumping with common spirits"
see i actually remember a quote from MOV! shakespeare is old. often hath you heard that told. gilded tombs do infold blah blah worms blah. hahahaha i didnt even memorise that quote and i remember it. thats what those quizzes does to you. or maybe im born with my super natural ability of memorising quotes.
OKAY SO NOT TRUE. if you take a look at my quiz scores.
hahahahha
yay im full of bullstuff!
i am officially replacing the word shit with stuff
yay!
AUDREY IS SO AWESOME
SO HAPPY THAT VJC IS SUPER LOVELY
YAY LOVE YOU(;
hahaha thursday was fun :D
its amazing how we can all talk so much(: i think we talk more than in primary school.
HAHAHAHA.
yes and deb despite those little wrongly cut spaces and triangles your haircut is lovely.
hahahahhahah!
dont come after me with a one dollar coin begging for a ride!
hahahhaa
actually do. i miss you and vinnie doing that
hahahhaha
I WANT TO PLAY PING PONG AND MICHELLE'S HOUSE PFT.
and then sab can finally play her wii game(:
hahahahahha
hmm
im so sorry im boring your eyeballs.
you can spare yourself and move on to more interesting stuff
LIKE BREAKING DAWN
i cant believe i fell for the trap that everyone fell for
like everyone's reading it gosh
but i get why they read it
but I AM DIFFERENT
(:
i dont read the series for edward of jacob or bella or whoever
i read it for the extraordinary way it lures you in.
ESPECIALLY WHEN BELLA BECOMES A VAMP.
ZOMG
ITS LIKE ALL THE DETAILS AND STUFF AND FRICKING AMAZING
totally gorgeous.
those who are totally adverse to reading mainstream books (there's mainstream music so hell yeah there should be mainstream books hahaha) YOU SHOULD STILL READ THESE BOOKS.
thanks ruoxi and shuxian and nico(for that one day(: ) YAY LOVE YOU ALL(: oh and my sister for the first book(:

ROCKY ROADS ARE SO FINGER LICKING LIP SMACKINGLY AWESOME!
(they are marshmallows aith white chocolate and stuff (: )
AND THOSE YUMMY STRAWBERRY GUMDROPS.
FRANCE IS LOVE. THANKS NENEK!
(:

hahaha yes nenek, thats grandmother in malay, returned from visiting aunty girl and family (isnt it intriguing the way i always refer to families by either the mother or the children but never the dad? hahah this a thought to self) in france!
ENZO IS FRICKING TALLER THAN ME NO FRICKING WAY
HE CANNOT BE 175
HE WAS ALWAYS AT MY SHOULDER OR NECK OR OKAY JUST SHORTER THAN ME
I CANT BELIEVE IT
HAHAHA
and he's so darn funny
nenek pointed out girls in france that had about my figure and he didnt believe that was possible. shows how long it has been since i last saw him. hahaha so he figured that he would give me and boy a picture of himself.
:l
hahahaha i laughed my head off. so funny. and he doesnt look all vute and girly anymore sighs. i guess no more pony tails. hahahaha this is actually fun and i bet no one really knows what im talking about.
HAHA
YES AUDREY YOU HAVE FOUND ANOTHER COMPANION.
I TALK TO MYSELF TOO(:
well at least i dont talk to sign boards!
hahahahhahahaha
(:
loserr
yesterday was aarthi's deepavali class party thing!
so fun okay
I SWEAR FLOUR AND WATER TOGETHER IS SO NOT AWESOME
WHEN ITS MIXED TOGETHER NOT IN A CAKE BUT IN YOUR HAIR YOUR CLOTHES AND EVERYWHERE ELSE.
HAHAHA
tiffany and ruoxi you are so dead.
hahahaha
i still dont get bride and prejudice. hahahaha i couldnt hear most of the time, i tried to read the indian subs but then i realised i dont know tamil. hahahahahaha
but the cobra dancing suster part was so so so funny
hahahahha
AND CHUBBY CHEEKS AND PAPADAAM IS THE TOPS(:
LOVE
(:
jiayun can vouch that i ate like 20 papadaams or more and like more than that number chubby cheeks( i call sugi chubby cheeks cos when i was young i loved them (still do(: ) and i had chubby cheeks and the sugi looked like chubby cheeks and poof! my mum called it chubby cheeks)
hahahaha
VERA GAVE ME SUCH A FRIGHT
SHE WAS LIKE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE IT WAS PLAIN SCARY.
andno jiayun i am not yours you cheater(: hahaha youre supposed to run around so that i can be melted so i can play you lousy catcher.
here i go talking to myself again
AND OH ITS SO UNFAIR YONG NICO AND JEAN HAS ____
):
HAHAHAHHAHA
oh wells.
that is so censored before anyone starts staring at stuff.
okay
oh and stuff here does not refer to shit.
i seemed to have typed alot but actually its quite short how does audrey manage to type so much
maybe im not one for diaries and stuff
but i am managing to crap super well here so heyy
(:
not too bad
hahahaha
and oh gosh
I LOVE BOB
BOB BOB BOB
HAHAHAHA
okay i think im going to continue with breaking dawn
TA.

xoxo,
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE STRAWBERRY GUMDROPS(:

2008-10-26T18:00:00.000-07:00

you know what
i am a bitch.
bitch bitch bitch selfish bitch
i keep hurting people gosh
people are so scared to anger me
oh no
i have to stop it
i love you all
i hope my moods end soon):

2008-10-18T20:40:00.000-07:00

1. Do you have secrets?

is this a spin off line to get me to tell you one, well i aint telling nothing.

2. Would you fall in love with a boy younger than you?

why not? just not exaclty right now. i think now i prefer older guys(:

3. Do you enjoy going to school?

DEFINITELY. i love 207 more than like a real life candyland! (: and zomg SEXY FATSOS. RGBASKETBALL. what can i say.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?

build candy land? go clothes food kinky stuff shopping? LIVE THE PRIME LIFE BABY.

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?

my best friends now im already in love with. hahahhah okay fine theyre girls so i guess not romantically. i dont think imreally answering the question. I CANT SEE THE FUTURE. (unlike alice(: )

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

when both coexists. that is blessed. cliche but i think i'llfind it someday hahaha

7. What would you do, if you found yourself growing a tail?

pinch myself. if i dont wake up maybe i'll cut it off. or poof my cheeks so my nose tilts up and do my monkey face. oh no i dont want to live caged

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

move on. or maybe show the bitch who means buisness. HAHAHAHAHHA KIDDING.

9. Which exotic animal would you choose for a pet?

DINOSAUR DEFINITELY! (I CAN ALLITERATE MOVE ASIDE RACHAEL(: )

10. What takes you down the fastest?

as in out of breath? a guy's gorgeous eyes

11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?

happy. gorgeous. HAHAHAHA(:

12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
SEXY FATSOS. CCA BATCH MATES. 207. FAMILY

13. What is the most important thing in life?

the people i love

(continued today 27o9o8)
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?

married and poor.

15. Fiction or reality?

fiction. its always so much more perfect

16. Would you give all in a relationship?

isnt that what a relationshipis about? (:

17. If somebody told you that you looked like a turducken, what would you do?

WHATS A TURDUCKEN? as in someone that lives in turkey? erm i would tell them to go to turkey with me on thanksgiving! hahahahahahha

18. What would it take to make you scream?

math. actually mugging. i'll go really loudly gah gooey pooofuy and other random noises. (:

19. What do you like to do during free-time?

you mean there's such thing as freetime?

20. 5 people I have tagged!

i hate this question. or statement. whatever.

urge to surge

2008-10-18T04:00:00.000-07:00

ahem ahem ahem
yes i have gone on an endless yucky mugging trip.

YES BUT IM BACK
okay not exactly cos i dont really have the urge to post about the stuff i've been doing.
for example sentosa on the last day of exams.
it was just too...beautiful to degrade by posting about it.
yes i love you sexy fatsos.
hmmmm remind me that im going to either make cards for the whole class or write a paragraph for each of them cos i just love our class so much
207 CAN (AND WILL)(ACTUALLY HAS) ROCK(ED) YOU(:
i seriously dont want to change class!
IMAGINE NO HUIQUN TO CALL, NO okay i shant get started or it will last for the whole night.
i promise i will dedicate one post to 207.
(:
yes but now since i aint going to talk no nothing about sentosa, diy face masks, stupid jokes etc etc etc i shall do this little thing i've been thinking about in my recently concluded shower.

20 FACTS THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ILIANA
doesnt that sound plain exciting! (its amazing how contradictory words can be placed together to mean the latter word(: )

FACT 1: i was born in Australia. (geelong, a ferry ride from melbourne) (:

FACT 2: i have a long enough scar at the side of my stomach (which sometimes make me look like i have an extra layer of fat. i assure you i am totally balanced and do not have an extra layer of fat on one side) (oh yes in case you were wondering the scar was from the kidney op i had when i was two months old)

FACT 3: i havent been further than Australia.

FACT 4:i put my fact 3 as fact 2 HAHAHAHAHA :) :) :) :D

FACT 5:until p4 i only liked to listen to one radio channel, the channel with just instrumental music (sue me, i dont know what i was thinking either hahahahahaha)

FACT 6: i was obese. (to prove my point when i was p5 i was 158cm and my weight now and now im 172cm)(but i was only obese in p1 thank you very much the rest of the time up until primary school i was just overweight. HAHAHAHA)

FACT 7:i cried when i received band2 for math for the first time in my life? OBSESSIVE, totally. (:

FACT8: toilets are my favourite place to let loose (i mean tears not sai la hahaha)

FACT9: i was chased by a huge giant sheep before

FACT10:i had phua chu kang hair before primary school

FACT11:i was supposed to have two twin elder brothers, but they died in my mum's stomach or something along those lines because they were joined at the heart

FACT12:if they didnt die, i probably would not have been born

FACT13:i was made in sentosa (HAHAHAHAHAHA, try not to think so much about what this implies hahahahaha)

FACT14:my feet are so big that i cant find shoes. except havainas and birkenstock and pedal works(the last two options aint that nice)

FACT15:my hands are huge too

FACT16:im going to have a really handsome husband cos the top line on my palm curves into a really really big smile( the more curved the more handsome) when placed beside my other palm(:

FACT17:i am a member of singapore swimming club, am from st hildas kindergathern and went to okh childcare and went to molin tuition (im trying to retrieve old friends in case anyone googles these you see HAHAHAHAHAHA)

FACT18: i've fainted twice, and have nearly fainted a handful of times ( i think i faint when i just wake up and when im scared or extremely tired. oh no i think i faint when i lose blood. i dont know:l go figure)

FACT19: i cant remember my kindergathern life. ): except for faint recognition of spreading jam and squirting whipped cream on scones and rolling marbles dippped in paint in a box with a paper. thats all. its quite sad that i odnt really remember what i did with my friends): OH. I DO REMEMBER STAYING OVER AT RACHEL'S HOUSE! (:

FACT20: when i was young i smiled alot, and also drooled alot. which probably is the cause of my sister's phobia of saliva.

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES. maybe i shall keep adding to the list when i think of stuff.next.

FACTS THAT PEOPLE GET CONFUSED OR MAKE IT SEEM AS THOUGH ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE ABOUT ILIANA

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 1: i am a girl (this is purely for yong's mum's benefit, after she insisted that i was a guy after hearing my voice when i was on the phone with yong. hahahhaha(:)

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 2:i am smart (dont laugh you suckers) (: (: (:

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 3:i have trophies to prove im smart ( i can see that laugh huiqunnn!)

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 4:i take higher chinese

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 5: i dont speak malay, so though i may understand bits of what youre saying dont expect a coherent answer hahahahhahaha

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 6: im chindianlay?

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 7: this is getting boring i shall continue when i feel like it hahaha

xoxo, you know you love banana cereal with yogurt!
:)

2008-09-11T16:48:00.000-07:00

shit this class is super sloww.
seriously.
): MY JOKE WAS FUNNY OKAY.
YES ANYWAY
I WANT TO BLOG COS I HAVENT BLOGGED IN A LONG TIME
hahahaha two very important days
TEACHERS DAY & CELEBRATING ALICIA'S AND JERAL'S BIRTHDAY DAY!
(: (: (:
gosh it was damn fun i swear.
cos i got to see the people i havent seen in a long time and miss like crazy
i really think 6 frangipani o6 was like a really awesome class.
and this years teachers day was like ALOT OF RETARDED FUN(:
even better than last years cos last years was movie and all those other stuff.
AND JULENE DROPPING MY PHONE AND SPOILING IT.
yes hahahahahahaha
SHIT APTANA IS SCREWED
thats why i cant post
whatever
xoxo,
you know you love doughnut holes

HI ILIANA : )
I LOVE YOU DARLING AND YES, APTANA SUCKS : )
AHAHAHA BUT I FINISHED IT ALREADY.
OKAYY LETS GO FOR RECESS NOW : )

XOXO YOU KNOW YOU LOVE NICO : )

2008-08-23T21:26:00.000-07:00

im in a kill me now kind of mood
i dont really know how im supposed to study for history
im just reeading and re-reading all the notes.
i dont feel like memorising
i think they'll all come to my head when the time comes
hopefully
ms wani hasnt replied my email
i hope she replies soon
i have entered the geek world
someone save
im geekcore.
yes i am.
oh gosh i need like december holidays not september holidays.
dont ask my about how we're going to finish math pt
i seriously have no idea
and if someone can tell me how im supposed to study history besides what im doing
please tell me!
im going to watch finals of basketball later
at 2.30
yeah
so im suppose to hardcore study now
but i am not
pooffuyyy.
this is what studying makes you do
make wierd noises

xoxo,

you know you love maggi mee noodles

2008-08-22T20:29:00.000-07:00

gah.
this is so fricking boring.
im at my dad's hand over command parade.
now theyre all talking about army stuff
the pool table is occupied and so is the fooseball table.
luckily im stuck with this computer.
or i shall faint.
yes training yesterday was more like slack day.
hahahahha it was so funny
but it was like season is over.
but its not we still have to fight for monday
go go go lovelys!

xoxo,

you know you love strawberry mousse

2008-08-21T07:19:00.000-07:00

mmhmmm.

yes.

i am not really sure how to start.

for once.

mmm. okay yes so we lost.

i cant really say much. i didnt really play

no cancel the really i didnt play.

i dont know it just sucks.

you have that like wierd feeling inside you

the thing that tells you you could have been better

or you could have played better the previous few games for mr ang to trust you more

or we could have blah blah

but thats really pointless.

cos its over. the milk spilt.

so we shall just own scgs and get third okay(:

and i MUST kan qing chu cai tou.

yes i must.

it was sad yet bonding i guess.

like nico says its the one time the team can cry together.

i dont like feeling vulnerable though.

my tears only set in later, when i've made sure everyone else is alright.

i dont like crying in front of a lot of people. especially all those random people walking around.

thats why whenever i want to cry, the toilet is the answer.

yeah

i dont know

okay lets just say

JIAYOU RAFFLES BASKETBALL

WE SHALL GET THIRD

AND HOLD OUR HEADS UP HIGH.

LOVE YOU ALL.

XOXO,

you know you love five banana peels

2008-08-18T06:31:00.000-07:00

daryl and sarah are preggo. (:

see i post everday
im such pro shiz.
yes i am.
OKAY todays match was quite disappointing
yes we won, but still i didnt get baskets in.
i dont really get it but they tell me cos i release too much strength but mr ang says its all in the mind.
that i have to focus yet not think so much.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
I AM SERIOUSLY TERRIBLY CONFUSED.
but i shall still try my best.
im a perfectionist i swear
i want everthing i do to be perfect but guess what
nothing is.
which sucks majorly
I JUST WANT ONE THING TO BE GREAT NOW KAY.
like i suck in studies basketball needs major improvement chinese is like piang and art sucks.
suckiest thing is that I HAVE NO LIFE.
I WANT TO HECK CARE EVERYTHING AND JUST GO GALLIVANTING ON THE STREETS OF ORCHARD ROAD
I WANT TO TRASH TOPSHOP ZARA ESPRIT AND WHAT NOT AND COME OUT EMPTY HANDED.
I WANT TO GO TO THE BASEMENTS OF PLAZA AND BUGIS AND EAT MY HEART OUT.
I WANT MY HAIR TO GO IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
I WANT TO WATCH MOVIE AFTER MOVIE AFTER MOVIE
I WANT TO EAT AT MOUNT FABER
I WANT TO LIE ON THE BASKETBALL COURT AND CLOUD WATCH
I WANT TO SCREAM I AM GAY AND HAPPY AND SKIP THROUGH THE SCHOOL AT NIGHT
I WANT TO LAUGH AND ROLL ON THE FLOOR WITH BATCHMATES.
I WANT TO SHOP SHOPO SHOP WITH FATSOS.
damn i want to do so much more but im stuck here mugging and getting distracted.
bull man
ABSOLUTE BULL
kay i love you team
i love you fatsos
OWNAGE.

XOXO, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BANANA CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

2008-08-17T04:26:00.001-07:00

I'M GOING TO WATCH THE BEIJING OLYMPICS GOLD MEDAL TABLETENNIS SHOWDOWN BETWEEN SINGAPORE AND CHINA.

ARE YOU?

2008-08-17T02:16:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHA

I SHALL POST WHILE MUGGING HISTORY.

oh my gosh yes you heard me right

no your eyes arent playing tricks on you

IM ACTUALLY MUGGING A WEEK BEFORE

HAAAAAAH.

see im hardworking.

oh stop it i can hear you all sniggering.

ITS TRUE.

OH MY GOSH I CANT BELIEVE IM TALKING TO THE COMPUTER.

its meant to be for the non-existant readers of my blog.

hahahaha

OUR SEASON IS COMING TO AN END OFFICIALLY ON TUES THE WEEK AFTER NEXT.

(yes we are going to get into finals so boo you yay us!)

its quite sad actually but at least after season i can focus more on my studies COS COS COS

I MUST MUST BE GOOD IN SOMETHING

if im not so awesome in basketball

on the topic of basketball

i have realised i shouldnt be so stressed.

okay fine i realised some time ago but whatever

i mean like when i think so much i play really badly

so if i dont i play just a little better.

I HAVE TO GET IN A BASKET THE NEXT TIME

the last game my contact popped out!

and i brought the wrong degree replacement so my vision was super odd!

like blur one side.

i was really really very disappointed cos i could have played better and maybe even longer if it hadnt):

and it was one of the rare occassions mr ang was putting me in more

nevermind

I SHALL TURN THE MOON BLUE AGAIN TOMORROW

I SHALL GET MY BASKETS IN.

yes i shall

and i shall leng jing.

MMMHMMM.

hahaha my history notes are fricking colourful

I LOVE RAINBOW COLOUR PENCILS.

(: (: (:

I WANT TO WATCH THE OLYMPICS.

oh my gosh! i just thought of an awesome joke.

why do people who get injured while participating in the olympics get lots of press coverage?

ans: cos its called the O-LIMP-PIC(tures)S HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

hahahahahhahahahahahahha

that was quite good i must say

HAHAHAHAHA

oh no too much steph and ivana influence

I MUST BE RID OF THE EVIL KARMAAAAA!

i just went to tell my whole family of the joke. they all gave my dao faces

OH WELLS ITS STILL AWESOMELY FUNNY.

hahahahahahhahaha

im quite sad im dropping history really

and im also quite sad that i took bio cos seeing my sister mug is torture

imagine really mugging for it myself

SAWATDEE KHRAB! WELCOME TO HELL.

oh wells its too late isnt it

YES

OH NO I NEED TO PEE

XOXO, you know you love me

2008-08-14T02:39:00.000-07:00

I AM AWESOME
FROM NOW ONWARDS I SHALL DEEM EVERYONE AS MY FRIENDS.
BEST FRIENDS AWESOME FRIENDS CLOSE FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS FRIENDS FRIENDS THATS ALL.
i think its lovlier that way.
yes COS I AM LOVELY AND HAPPY
so why should i care
HAHAH
AND I SHALL NOT WASTE FOOD
(CHEESEFRIES! HOW CAN QUIHUI WATSE THE CHEESE FRIES!)
so i shant care about all those fricking obsessive weight watchers anymore
COS I SHALL LIVE FOR MYSLEF AND MY FRIENDS AND MY FAMILY
and none of those care about my physical appearance
SO WHY SHOULD I
hahaha this post was just to clarify that I AM NOT WEIGHT OBSESSIVE
AHEM ANGIE
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO READ THIDS(:
hahahahhaha this is so random
yes i shall stop cos this post was just a little something in between while i was printing my during service reflectionx

2008-07-27T04:35:00.000-07:00

life is unfair
its heartwrenching and painful
i dont want my instincts
to always be right.
seriously.
why am i always second fiddle.
will i always be the joke of the year.

2008-07-19T20:34:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gosh i finally went to our batch blog ohmygosh so hilarious.
I SWEAR WE HAVE TO WEAR STUFF FOR RHD.
i bet in the end no ones going to wear but I SHALL TRY.
(:
GOSH
im so fricking nice lah
im only posting cos so many people have asked me to
SO YES WELL DONE LOVLIES.
YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY INFLUENCED ME.
however, seeing that i havent finished history pt, science pt, geog learning sheet and lit stuffs,
IT SHALL BE A VERY SHORT POST.
all i can say now is that I LOVE SEXY FATSOS
AND I LOVE RGBASKETBALL
jiayou jiayou
THE SEMIS ARE LIKE TOMORROW
can you guys believe it?
CEDAR MAN
come on lets own them(:
YES I KNOW
I SHALL LENG JING AND SHOOT THE BALL IN
I SWEAR I'LL TRY MY BEST
AND WE SHALL ALL FIGHT FOR NO REGRETS!
ceryl caiwei anna angie nico YOU ALL HAVE TO SEND ME PICS OF I SHALL
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeell you! archman or however you spell it style
(:
yes i love cheryl's edits la
GOSH I FORGOT HOW TO WRITE GEOG ESSAYS.
you know what guys? i love cheering people up when theyre down
you feel so satisfied
YES I OWN
LALALALALA
i have to reply tags i guess. im not sure which i replied and which i didnt so tell me if i miss you out

PRIS: hey omygosh i miss pulling your ponytail lah I HOPE TEACHERS DAY IS ON FRIDAY THEN WE BOTH CAN PULL. teachers day MUST GO BACK then later we can go HANG OUT and embarass ourselves in shopping malls and get the securtity guard in the cinema to tell us to shut up(: YES WE SHALL OWN. i love you honey! ((:

i was reading my tags and i realised that fat has appeared many a time on my tagboard I KNOW YOU ALL THINK YOU ALL ARE FAT, DONT HAVE TO REPEAT IT((((: i mean anyway its quite obvious right?
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA
boliao

erm to my lovely sexy fatsos I LOVE YOU ALL FOREVER TOO. (:
becky same thing(:

vinnie: OH GOSH I MISS YOU. i remember when you and deborah will like sit on my leg after psle demanding fee rides LMAO and dragging you around the speech and drama classroom cos your shoes are super awesome at sliding hahahhahahahahahah GO BACK ON TEACHERS DAY THEN WE CAN GO OUT AFTER KAY(:

hahahah yes cheryl to a every day blogger like you its horrible but to a holiday blogger like me its horrible too AHAHHAHAHAHA. YES LOVE YOU SEMIIIS!

wah mooby YOU NEVER GO TUITION YOU IDIOT. AND IM UPDATING NOW(; LOVE YOU what happened to our gym outing));

hi alicia! GO BACK SAC OKAY ON TEACHERS DAY(:

HELLO CHIEWHUI AND SHIN HUOY. AND CHIEW HUI YOUR CLAY THING IS DANGEROUS I SHALL WHINE TO YOU ON TUESDAY(:

who the heck is TOILET. HAHAHAHHA which toilet are you rgs FRICKING STINKY toilet, or that one in malaysia WHICH HAS FLIES or like aunty janet's FREAKING CLEAN TOILET or my lovely toilet or like some random shopping mall toilet

:l

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
OKAY LOVE YOU GUYS
FIGHT FOR NO REGRETS
(:

2008-05-30T07:06:00.000-07:00

I HAD KOPED QUIZES FROM MOOBY
(:
-one#
if your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
ITS QUITE OBVIOUS RIGHT. dumb. i should have known since this quiz is from mandy's blog after all(:

-two#
if you can have a dream come true, what will it be?
~~many things actually~~, the one that doesnt clean his plate completely after he eats (apparently if you dont finish every speck of food on your plate your future lover would have pimples, and i have pimples :l )

-three#
what will your dream wedding be like?
on a beach, barefooted. and formal dress has to mean bikinis with jewellery(:
(fine i admit spur of the moment, but i really do want the beach(: its a childhood dream)

-four#
what will you do with a billion dollars?
give 3/4s to charity, live life to the fullest with the rest.

-five#
what is your ideal lover like?
HOT. AHAHAH. no actually screw that. caring sweet loving thoughtful understanding amusing happy beautiful one of a kind joke. ask jean for the full details la. HAHA.

-six#
which is more blessed? loving someone or being loved by someone?
together creates a powerful effect dont you think?

-seven#
how long do you intend to wait for the one you love?
as long as it takes(:

-eight#
if the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?
tell myself to stop dreaming, and tell my mind to tell my second mind to stop dreaming and tell me second mind to tell my third mind........

-nine#
is there anything that has made you unhappy these few days?
not really(:

-ten#
what is the worst you ever felt these few days?
not relevant :x

-eleven#
what cheers you up the fastest?
my sexy fatsos, my batch, becky and other hyper lovelies(: i cant name all or the list would be quite long

-twelve#
how do you see yourself in ten years time?
TEN? i dont know im either working my ass off, partying, or a little of both. screw that. i'll be smiling(:

-thirteen#
who are currently the most important people to you?
family,sexy fatsos, batchmates, and all those people who know that they make my life worth living, and those who probably dont, like wenyuan, huiqun, joey, lingling, softballers etc.

-fourteen#
What do you think of this quiz?
a good way to waste time

-fifteen#
what's the first thing you do every morning?
hit the snooze button of the alarm clock and LAI CHUANG! (: (same as mandy(:)

-sixteen#
would you give all in a relationship?
everything

-seventeen#
if you fall in love with two persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
you probably like both if you dont know who to pick. so i wont pick both cos its not love.

-eighteen#
what type of friend do you like?
perfect examples just look at my friends. theyre caring sweet lovely so amusing funny frank there for you whenever whatever love you to death and everything else you need. theyre better than top to toe shampoo soap(: WAY BETTER(:

-NEXT QUIZ!:D

1. What will you be most focused on most of the time?
erm laughing?
2. What do you want the most now?
CONTRIBUTE TO TEAM. shots have to get in they have to! DEFEND WELL. AH BASICALLY BASKETBALL OKAY(:
3. Who is the person you trust the most?
those stated above
4. How would you describe yourself?
wait i want to be smart and use this word i found in my report card.hold on i need to search for it. GREGARIOUS. hahahahahhahahah erm loud, laughing, happy, loved, at times i admit emo. BUT SELDOM
5.If you have a nightmare to come true, what will it be?
who the heck dreams of having a nightmare come true
6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
hell yeah
7. What are your goals for this year?
GET INTO THE TEAM. if i do get in DONT ROT THERE, CONTRIBUTE
a higher gpa
dont procrastinate
8. Do you believe in eternity love?
mhmmm(:
9. What feeling do you like the least?
suddenly feeling real quiet and you start thinking all those emo stuff and suddenly cant bring yourself to smile )):
10. What are the requirements you wish to have from your other half?
above
11. What feeling do you feel everyday?
happy(: (: (: (: (: (: (:(:
12. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
hell yeah. even if that someone let me down i'll still remember the good old times (:
13. What makes you happy?
above
14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
the people i love
15. Who do you hope to be always be there for you?
i dont have to hope, its a reality
16. Who are your best friends?
they should know((((:
17. Who cares for you the most ?
ask that person, im not sure. but i know who are the ones that care for me alot((:
18. What will you do if you met a failure?
pick myself up. after wailing for 10 mintues. keep going(:
19. Who do you hate the most now?
i dont hate, i dislike being with(:
20. What's your dream job?
not sure yet, i know its something to do with colours. unless everything in the world becomes i dont know neon in the future

HAHA YES THATS THE END
TAAA.

2008-05-30T03:26:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
WHAT THE SHIT
SOMEONE 1 SOMEONE 2 AND SOMEONE 3 ARE TOTALLY AGAINST MEEE
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT
THOSE EVIL TWITS(:
KEEP RUBBING IT IN
I CAN TELL IM THE SOMEONE LAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHJ
SHEEZKEBAB
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

im so high
hahahah
okay tomorrow is my first match in a long time
im quite nervous cos i havent trained in a week
and im out of form
and i ate too much on the trip so im really reaaally out of shape
DANG
ILIANA ADD OIL KAY.

yes and anyway now i shall try bluetoothing the pics to this com lousy poks.
okay TA til the next hopefully picture post!
(:

2008-05-24T04:01:00.000-07:00

hello earthlings.
im am a really subdued person now.
i am not as hyped because i am really bored
no actually because i wont be seeing my fatsos for SIX DAYS.
thats really really pure torture.
and also cos im missing THE VERY FIRST MATCH of admiralty.
WHICH SUCKS.
its like fricking cool cos its against the same school and in the same hdb court that i played MY first ever match in secone.
(:
AND THATS COOL
(:
I WAS SO NICE THIS MORNING SMSING ALL MY LOVELY BATCHMATES AND JUNIORS LET THEM KNOW IM ROOTING FOR THEM AND THAT I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH.
no matter how much they rubbed it in to me that i couldnt play today cos im in malaysia.
oh wells at least i get to see my mum's familyagain(:
im going yipo's house for teh tarik (supper, im not sure when we started called it teh tarik(tea pulled AHAH.) but maybe its cos they always drink tea. LALA. and eat those really nice pea snacks which do not even taste like peas and thats why i like those pea snacks. SEE I EAT MY PEAS. (:
and tues im going genting
no liyong im so not going to try and crash the gambling den cos I DONT WANT TO BE CHASED OUT(:
yes now its the june holidays for malaysia too so my grandaunty says there will be a lot of hot guys which is really appropiate for liyong.
(((:
no wonder she enjoyed her malaysia holiday just a week before. (:
ah sheez i miss my bitches already.
(: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:
I WANT TOP GO FOR FESTIVAL FOR A FUTURE.
LALALA
AND WEAR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT YELLOW DRESS FROM THE HIGHFLYERS(:
speaking of birthday presents...
I HAVE YET TO BLOG ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY
MY OH SO WONDERFUL YET NOT SO WONDERFUL ON THE ACTUAL DAY BUT IM GOING TO MAKE UP FOR WITH A PROMISED BY MUM FULL DAY FROM MORNING TO NIGHT OUTING(:

oh wait before i start my really boring for you but really awesome to me birthday rant i shall talk about rocks.
YES LITERALLY ROCKS.
no im not talking about that last exams's horrible rocks questions i am talking about malaysia and singapore's oh so wonderful pedra barbca dispute of 3 decades which actually means they fought over an island the size of a football field and a few rocks that get this GETS SUBMERGED IN HIGH TIDE for THIRTY YEARS. WHICH IS A RIDICULOUSLY LONG TIME TO FIGHT OVER ROCKS. seriously what is the world coming to. (in case youre interested, singapore got the football field island and malaysia got the rocks. it was like headlines in malaysia newspaper. malaysia said they were grateul for getting the rocks. lmao) ((:
but yes not comparable to laughing at nothing yesterday with yong,pong and chael for about at hour. hahahahhahahah bubble tea aunty i want peach HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA aunty i want pea HAHAHAHAHAH aunty i want peAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA no i changed my mind aunty i want banaAHAHAHAHAHAHHA aunty i want banana HAHAHAHAHAHAHA aunty i want bana HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no i changed my mind again i want EYY HURRY UP LAH PEOPLE QUEUEING LEH lmao.
and WHERES MY TEN CENT COIN WHERES MY TEN CENT COIN
and "HER CUPSIZE WAS LIKE E OR F THEN WHEN SHE PUT AN EMPTY CAN ON THE TABLE AND TOOK HER BOOB AND PUT IT ON THE CAN THE CAN GOT FLATTENED!" "YOU MEAN HER BOOBS ARE LIKE PENDULUMS?"
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha
(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
BUNCH OF RETARDS WE ARE.
points at steph and louisa HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
i bet they still dont get it lmfao.
ANYWAY I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY.
i shall start with vesak day even though its not my birthday cos thats the day i went out with the HIGHFLYERS(: yes in the beginning i only went to out with cristal cos APPARENTLY alicia was really sick, jeral got grounded and mandy had guides. WHICH WAS QUITE BULLSHIT.(:
hahahah yes so i didnt know that the whole morning while i went around shoping with cris that they were like following us like oprivate detectives and buyong the stuff i said i liked. i didnt so so i unknowingly was being hard to bluff cos i kept wanting to go back to that ripcurl shop to see that volcom bag i really really liked(: HAHA.
SO.
then we went back to cris house then on the way i saw like cris having a call from alicia f. then she picked up and said yeah MUMMY we're on our way home now. then i was like EH?
but when she put doen the phone and i saked her about it she was so convincing and repititive that i was convinced that i saw wrongly or was hallucinating and had officially freaked her mum out. WHAT THE SHIT(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
so when we reached the gates of her condo i saw stupid moobyface skipping oput of teh condo and cris was like you spoilt the surprise! and ran away and i was like whaaat?? and chase after them(: they had ANOTHER HAWAIIAN PIZZA like on the ground in the basketball court and they were trying desperately to light the candle. lmao. like they as in NOT SICK ALI, NOT GROUNDED JERAL, NO GUIDES MANDY, AND CRIS :OO (:(:(:
AHAHAHAH
YES BUT IT WAS SUPER HOT SO WE DECIDED TO GO UP AFTER A HUGGY SESSION(:
then when we reached cris house i was like we muct find another day to go out and get that bagggg then i saw them all grinning at each other and trying to hide it and i saw jeral holding like this ripcurl bag behind her back and i was like OMGOMGOMG okay lets just leave mandy to tell the rest okay? (:

grabbed from mandy's blog

"GOING OFF NOW:D
IGHFLIERS OUTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG<3
I'VE GIVEN MY 2H OUTING A MISS CUS OF YOU,BOOBY
D=
BOOBY STOOPS xD!
& YES, ILIANA ISHAK.
YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!
Hah.
-----
YUP HELLO!
I'M BACK.
OKAY I WAS BACK LIKE 4 HOURS AGO OR SMTH BUT ANYWAY.
TODAY WAS FUN, MET UP WITH HF:D
ILIANA'S REACTION WAS UBER FUNNY WHEN SHE SAW THE PRESENTS WE GOT FOR HER.
LIKE.
ILI: "EH IT'S SUCHA PITY I DIDN'T BUY THE BAG AT THE RIPCURL SHOP LIKE OMG LAH."
US 4: "MMM...YAR..."
THEN 5 SECONDS LATER SHE SAW WHAT JERAL WAS CARRYING BY ACCIDENT CUS I THINK JERAL DIDN'T HIDE IT PROPERLY OR SMTH.
ILI: "OHMYGOSHHHHHH WHATS THIS OMG OMG OMG" BLAH AND SHE HAD HER SUPER EXAGGERATED HAHA FACE ON AND SHE STARTED HYPERVENTILATING ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE CRIS' HSE xD.
HAHA.
SHE PRACTICALLY FELL TO THE FLOOR AND STARTED SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF AND WE WERE LAUGHING AT HER.NOT WITH BUT AT.
HAHAHA ILI SHARK :D
THEY GOT HER A LIP BALM AND YELLOW DRESS -.= AND RIPCURL (it was actually volcom) BAG :D
ATE THE PIZZA I PAID FOR AT CRIS HSE:D
AND FORCED BY CRIS TO WATCH ENCHANTED,DIDN'T FINISH IT THOU,CAN'T RMB WHY EITHER.
LOL.
THEN THE OTHER 4 WANTED TO PLAY MAHJONG.BEING PRACTICALLY CLUELESS I JUST SAT ARD FIDDLING ARD WITH THEIR HANDPHONES:D JERAL SCOLDED ME.HA.
SO ALICIA AND ILIANA BOTH GAVE UP THEIR SEATS DURING DIFF GAMES SO I CLD HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY:D I DIDN'T PLAY MUCH AND LEARN MUCH THOU,CUS ALICIA AND ILIANA WERE SUCH BAD TEACHERS AT MAHJONG [: HEEEEE.And they all ended up laughing at me.Not with.Hooooooooooooo ): EVENTUALLY GOT BORED SO WE WENT DOWN TO PLAY BBALL! :D BUT ILIANA HAD TO GO OFF FOR SO WE ZILIANED BEFORE SHE LEFT.HEEEE.

eh we were super good teachers lah! at least ali was BUT SOMEONE JUST KEPT LETTING IT GO OUT BACK FROM THE SAME EAR COS THE OTHER HAD AN EARPIECE(:
(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
the presents are GORGEOUS
THANKS SO MUCH HONEYS(:
I LOVE YOU ALL AND MISS YOU ALL SUBMARINE LOADS.
(:

HAHAHA
like on the twenty first of may nico yong and jean was like going oh iliana are you going to stay up late today you know to watch soccer.... hahahhaha then i was like i know you all are up to something SO YES I AM STAYING UP. hahahha (: so obvious lah and they kept whispering. i bet nico just liked whispering for the fun of leaving me out hahahahahhahahahah (:
MS I THOUGHT VEGETARIANS EAT MEAT
OH YEAH
TRAINING WAS SUPER WET.
HAHAHAHAHA
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
STUPID MANZ
I DIDNT EVEN BRING CLOTHES TO CHANGE INTO
AFTER TRAINING AFTER WE SHOUTED RAFFLES! THEN I DIDNTR NOTICE EVERYONE GOING FOR THEIR WATERBOTTLES.
THEN BEFORE I KNEW IT THEY WERE ALL CLOSING ON TO ME WITH FULL BOTTLES OF WATER.
I WAS LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I GOT DRENCHED REAL DRENCHED SOAKING DRENCHED DRIPPING DRENCHED DRENCHED DRENCHED. I WENT AROUND HUGGING EVERY ONE IN THIS REALLY WRONG WAY LIKE PRESSING MY WET BODY AGAINST THEM LMAO.
AND I WAS WEARING THE WHITE RGBASKETBALL SHIRT AND A HOT PINK BRA. SO OBVIOUSLY I LOOKED REALLY PINK ON TOP. O.O
AND OF ALL DAYS MY MUM HAD THIS PARENT MEETING THING IN SCHOOL SO I HAD TO GO HOME MYSELF DRENCHED. LMAO.
I LOOKED LIKE I EITHER SWEAT ALOT OR JUST BATHED.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I LOVE THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
MT BATCHMATES ARE THE LOVE.
(((((:
hahahaha so that night
liyong had to sleep early so she like missed called me 14 times to represnt like love or something on my fourteenth birthday. so swet and so funny when the next morning she was like i call one ring then put down then i was like marking down on the paper after every call with a line. then halfway through she was like AHH was it seven or eighth time?! LOVELOVELOVELOVE HER HAHA. and after that anna took the liberty of calling me an old hag 3 minutes early(: hahaha
I LOVE YOU GUYS LIKE FOR STAYING UP EVERY ONE OF YOU
AND SINCE EVERYONE LIKES SEEING THEYRE NAMES ON PEOPLE'S BLOGS I SHALL STATE THEIR NAMES(:
LIYONG
ANNA
BECKY
JEAN
PONG
ANGIE
NICO
ANDREW
MUMMY
SASA
no stop imagining stuff. hahahahahh JEAN CALLED ME FIRST(: SHE WAS SO SWEET I LOVE HER. SHE WAS LIKE I CHOPE YOUUUUUUU.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LOVELOVELOVELOVE HER.
AND NICO CALLED TOO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA YES I LOVELOVELOVELOVE HER TOO(:
YOUR CALLS ARE REALLY REALLY SWEET AND THEYRE GREATLY LOVED(:
i love you honeys.
other people who wished me throughout the day
ALI
JERAL
AUD
RENEE
SABRINA
MANDY
AUNTY ANGIE
HANNAH
KIM
DEANNA
DARYL
ZIQ
BILAL FAMILY
AUNTY GIRL
UNCLE DOUGIE
AUNTY HELENE
NATALIE
JIAXUAN
ABIGIAL

yes and alot of other people hahha those were just smses and comments. lalalala. the people i didnt see in school. besides kim anyway(:
KIM'S SICK I HOPE SHE GETS WELL REALLY SOON COS I COMMAND HER TO(:

JEAN AND NICO AND BECKY GAVE ME SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SWEET AND LOVELY AND AWESOME AND THEY TOOK THE WHOLE DAY TO MAKE CARDS. LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM. (:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
NICO'S WAS LIKE THIS SUPER SWEET A3 SIZED PHOTO COLLAGE THAT WAS SO SWEET. PLUS SHE SURPOSELY PICKED ALL THE UNGLAM PICTURES LMAO. I WAS SO FAT LAH HAHAHAHAH YET IT BRINGS BACK REALLY SWEET MEMORIES(: I LOVE YOU HAHAHAH AND YOUR AHEM REALLY LOVELY AHEM AHEM AHEM CUTTING SKILLS(: NICO TEO WAN TING NICOLE TEO QI QIN ((((((:
BECKY'S WAS LIKE THIS REALLY REALLY COOL CD CASE THING THAT HAD LIKE 3D SMILEYS OHYGOSH IT WAS SO PRETTAYYEEEE BECKY YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO OUTDO YOURSELF I LOVEED ITTTTT I LOVE YOUUUUU. ((((((((;
JEAAAAAAAN. OMYGOSH I LOVE YOUR REALLY SEXY PURPLE BLUE POSTER HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE MESSAGE WAS SUPER SWEET AND YOURE SO ARTISTIC MANZ. AND NO IM SEXIER LORH AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH(: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
and nico made joce and boon shop with her for my birthday present and they bought me this pretty yellow top! thanks guyyys! so much hahahhahahhaha
and becky got me this really pretty canvas puch thing that had happiness is an inside job on it(((: LOVE YOU HUN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY CLIP WHICH I SORTOF SCREWED BY TRYING TO COVER IT WITH TRANSPARENT NAILPOLISH TO PRTOTECT THE PAINT FROM SCRATCHING OFF((: HEEEH.
and and STEPH'S SUPER FUNNY CLAPPER HAHAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHHHA
I STILL OWE BECKY AND JEAN AND YONG LAH SHIT I SUCKKK.

BUT GUESS WHAT THE PATHETIC THING IS THAT I HAD TUITION LATER. WHAT THE SHIT RIGHT? MUM DIDNT ALLOW ME TO CANCEL BUT SHE PROMISED TO LET ME GO OUT FROM MORNING TO NIGHT ONE DAY. I MADE HER PROMISE LIKE TEN TIMES LAH LMAO.

but yeah oh i met ms siew at parkway at night when i went out to eat sakae sushi tepanyaki.
(:

AND YESTERDAY I BROUGHT A EXTRA SHIORT FOR AFTER TRAINING WHICH CAME IN HANDY COS STEPH DRENCHED ME AGAIN AND WE HAD THIS WATERFIGHT WHICH ENDED IN A SUSPICIOUS TRUCE. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
AGAIN
AGAIN.
llalalalalallalalalalallala

THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU THAT LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU ALL.
I LOVE YOU ALL FOREVER LIKE I MEAN IT TILL THE SKY DROPS TILL HUMANS CAN FLY WITHOUT ANY SCIENCE STUFF TILL MUFFINS START SMSING AND DONKEYS START TALKING TILL ACORNS CAN RUN AND LEAVES CAN PERFORM HARRY POTTER MAGIC
WORDS CANT DESCRIBE HOW THANKFUL I AM TO GOD FOR CREATING YOU ALL AND LETTING US MEET. YOUR FRIENDSHIPS ARE HEAVEN AND PRICELESS.
I MEAN EVERY WORD OF THIS LOVELY POEM *(HAHAHAHHAH WHAT POEM LALAL)
(((:

A VERY HAPPY ILIANA SAYS
"TAA. for now(:"
pictures shall come laterrr. when i get back to singapore(:

2008-05-22T03:30:00.000-07:00

HAHA.
I LOVE MY SEXYS
oh great.
i have to bathe
okay TA.

RGBASKETBALLISLOVED

2008-05-17T23:13:00.000-07:00

peektures edited and from cheryl(: love you

HAHAHAHA.
YOU KNOW WHAT BEATS TOASTED MARSHMALLOWS BY A GAZILLION TIMES?
RGBASKETBALL
WE ARE THE HOTTEST COOLEST CRAZIEST PEOPLE YOU CAN EVER FIND ALIVE DEAD OR DECOMPOSED ON THIS PLANET.
OUR BATCH IS AWESOMELY DRAMATIC
AND TERRIBLY GHOSTY
AND TOTALLY HOT AND COOL

yes okay i am here to tell you all about our oh so awesomely cool potluck/bbq/dinner.
the time was 6.48pm, the darkness was slowly descending over the school. the sudden croak of a frog startled us, it was quiet. still. a stop in time.
BANG.
sorry wrong book.
(: (:(:
THIS IS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
yeah it was supposed to start at 6 but i think the parents were still setting up and stuff. i got ever so excited over seeing like this bbq pit with like bags and bags of marshmallows beside it. we were talking about random shit like how addy sulks and gets sushi and how patrick dempsey is flabby and not hot (with major objections from anna) I MEAN HE'S LIKE OLD LAH. and also gatsby advertisments and yes you probably get the picture. then me and yong went to the toilet to wash hands.
TURNS OUT we started trying to camwhore only a little. (: we were trying that fierce model look omygah i suck at it HAHAHA i kept making HOT yong burst out laughing. (: we were busted by aunty gaek, vivien's mum. when we came out of the toilet we saw everyone already STARTING TO EAT. so we chionged to the food, realised we had no plates, chionged to get plates then chionged back to the food. we were like excited starving little kids.
hahahahha
everyone was like taking the brownies before anything else.
they were gone like hot cakes
(;
anna i think ate like six or seven
NICO YOU WERE GONE BY THAT TIME SO I COULDNT GET YOU ANY):
then yadah yadah yadah laugh laugh HAHA laugh laugh chomp chomp whack whack
WE STARTED TOASTING MARSHMALLOWS.
I ATE LIKE 8 MARSHMALLOWS.
THEY WERE SO FRICKING GOOD.
REALLY.
i did mine to perfection
the skin lightly brown
the marshmallownearly dropping off the stick
melted goodness.
DEANNA WAS SO SCARED OF THE HEAT.
LMAO
steph too so i had to help her toast HAHA.
then i has a stroke of inspiration and put the toasted marshmallow on thebrownie OHMYGOSH.
IT WAS AWESOME
yunting was like toasting BROWNIES
ahahaha
SHES SO CUTE THAT GIRL
haha
then yong's sisters came.
we were like having piggyback races
hahahha
so amusing
i was piggybacking annie (anna/angie's sis)
yong piggybacked shanshan
and ME AND ANNIE WON
YEAHMAN
hahahhahaha
so fun larhs
so retarded
i love it how angie and anna can caryy me
(:
yes then steph realised she forgot to get her backed from the basketball room and it may be locked by then
AND THATS WHEN THE FUN STARTED.
me and steph were like linking hands and skipping to jblock.
we saw like the rest sitting outside the canteen.
we could hear them laughing as we continued skipping
its so cool in school at night.
especially jblock cos its like so far from everything and you feel so carefree.
we were shouting
WE'RE GAY
WE'RE HAPPY
WE'RE ILIANA ANDSTEPH
WE ROCK
WE OWN
WE ARE THE LOVE
AND WE ARE GAY.
(:
we shouted at the tops of our voices hahahahha
then when we reached like the corridor of the classrooms
it was so super super dark
only the green exits signs were like shining
WE STARTED DRAMATISING
"the air was still"
"oooooooooooooooooooooooh"
bends down low with arms outsretched
"the school is so dark so dark"
"ghost sounds"
AH IT DOESNT SOUND FUNNY HERE BUT IT WAS SO AWESOME THEN I DIDNT WANT TO BE ANY PLACEELSE.
yes then we reached the classroom then we heard like ghost voices that was so obviously anna's
we were like SHUTTUP ANNA WE KNOW ITS YOU HAHA.
then they like slammed the door on us in the room
HAHA WE ARE NOT SCARED ANNA
then they go and sudenly open the wondow of the classroom]we could hear her giggling utside
WE KNOW ITS YOU LAH ANNA WE DONT BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
then we were like stick our heads out of window and go BOO.
then no one there then we heard giggling then rachael and anna came out from behind the door and stood at the window laughing talking some crap that they werent the ones who closed the door.
then SUDDENLY
THE 104 CLASSROOM DOOR OPENED AND SLAMEED SHUT ON ITS OWN ACCORD
OMG
IT WAS SO DAMN FREAKKY
ME AND STEPH WERE LIKE SCREAMING AND SCREAMING
i was like hyperventlating to chael and anna
THEN THE DOOR SLAMMED
THE WINDOWS RATTLED OUTSIDE
ME AND STEPH WERE LIKE SREAMING AND HUGGING EACH OTHER
THEN THERE WAS A KNOCK
MORE SCREAMING
WE RAN OUT OF THE DOOR AND BACK TO THE CANTEEN
hahahahahahahaha
lmao
there chael was imitating me hyperventilating to them about what happened to yong and everyone else
LMAO
SO FUNNY
I BET SOMEONE WAS HIDING THERE
ANYWAY
then we rushed to runthrough our skit
SO SAD WE MISSED THE SECONES SKIT
and we performed our skit
it was like about the origin of basketball

we were standing butts facing the audience

"it all started with the stone age"

spins around and starts stoning in different positions

chael NOT THAT STONE AGE

us OHHHHH

then starts going around like cavemen

yeah anyway its a real long story to type here

JAMES BALD HAHAHAHHAHAHA

lol

and SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE...SPEAR.

AND RGBBALL REACHED GREAT HEIGHTS -eh where's yanpingggg!-

and 6HOURS LATER

10 HOURS LATER

15 HOURS LATER

eh girls waterbreakkk!

continue catching falling egg

LMAO

no one but our batch would get what im saying right now but oh wells

LMAO CHASING AFTER HANNAH WAS SO AMUSING

HAHAHHAHAHA

WE ARE PRODED KINGFU FIGHTERS

NO. MORE. BALLRU.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

group hugs are awesome

group pics are awesome

our batch are such posers

group hugs with bodywaves and awesome

HAHAH

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

guess what honeys

i rebonded the roots of my hair today

HAHAHAHA.

SO IM NOT MS LIONESS NO MORE

AND MY DAD CAN STOP TAKING THE NEWSPAPER ANDSHOWING ME PICTURES OF MERLIONS AFTER SAYING "YANA! I SAW YOU IN THE NEWSPAPER"

(((((:

apparently the rebonding is my birthday present

LIKE WHAT THE SHIT>?

hahahhahah yes anyway

yay me -nico style-

LOVE MY HONEYS

(you all should know who you all are)

TAAAAAAAAA.

2008-05-15T04:07:00.001-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

IM AM REALLY REALLY VERY HAPPY NOW.

COS SHOPPING WITH NO MONEY MAKES ME HIGH

COS SHOPPING WITH MONEY MAKES ME HIGHER.

(: (: (: (: (:

hmmmm yes i know im slow so i'll exclaim

MYAAAAS ARE OVERR

GEOG PT DONE

DONT SHARE MY MARKS WITH YOUR LOVER

COS HE'LL JUST TURN AND RUN

i love my fantastic poems

yes theyre so prettyyy

AS PRETTY AS THOSE 7 IRRISISTABLE PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY NOTEBOOKS I BOUGHT TODAY. OMYGAWSH THEY ARE THE PRETTIEST THINGS ON THIS PLANET BESIDES MY PRETTY FRIENDS AND ME(:

i feel like plucking off the covers and pasting them on my wall

we're awesome

WE CAN EVEN SHOP IN SCHOOL.

now thats a huge milestone

(:

me and jean were like so super funny in class

like looking at each other acrosee the room with eyes watering and big with adoration and hugging those pretty books.

we should totally make a tank top out of that tank tops cover jean

WE'LL MAKE BIG BUCKS.

then we'll go eat ben&jerry's like you always remind me of

then we'll buy out shopping centres and expensive shoes

then we'll shop till we drop

then we'llsplurge on tang underpass food

then we'll buy all the pretty notebooks

then we'll make more money out of the covers

then the cycle would replay

(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:

AND NICO

OMYGAWSH

I FORGOT TO SMS

AHHHHHHH DINNER LATERR

oh rats the spacing is screwwwed hate spacings i just finished watching two ah wang episodes(:
NICO REMEMBER I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW YOU PLAY
HOWEVER YOU STILL HAVE TO TRY YOUR HARDEST (i know you do already) AND TRAINTRAINTRAIN AND PLAYPLAYPLAY AND FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT.(:
ah sheez i forgot the quote
YES ANYWAY ITS THE ONE I SHOUTED TO YOU TODAY BEFORE YOU WENT
I HOPE YOU WON
I SHALL CALL YOU AFTER THIS POST MY DEAR.

i shall reply tags another day(:
I LOVE LIYONG NICO AND JEAN MUCHOS.
I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE THEM
(:(:(:(:(:

yes anyway
today was super hilarious
i love retarded ill fitting dresses
and zippers THAT SUCK
and sushi
and ugy shoes
and chicken balls
and i hate ZICONG
gah.

im not as SKYHIGH now anymore
and you know what jean? i was smiling from tangs all the way to rgs(:
i bet i can guess who liyong is talking with now
i shall go call nico
TA.
(:

im slow, i know

2008-04-26T19:39:00.001-07:00

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GRRRRRRRRRRRR
GAAAAAAAAA
GOOOOOO
GEEEEE
GUM?

history makes you go crazy and make retarded noises.
im like slaughtering a pig in my room using gum.
ah well
OHMYGOSH GUM
I SHALL EAT GUM
okay yes now that im happily chewing on my KUKUP TRIP GUM (strawberryflavoured! ;DD)
i shall rant about stupid history and how i am getting a major headache
in case you havent figured the trend everything i start mugging for i hate.
yes
so i dont care about BREWSTER BUFALOS or ZERO FIGHTERS or YAMASHITA or CHURCHILL or PERCIVAL or whoever.
i mean theyre like dead. arent they?
ponders off
YEAH THEYRE DEAD
and ww2 is overrrrr
and singapore has progressed majorly from that and i think if there was no ww2 spore would not be as cool as now so GIVE IT UP. SO WHAT IF PERCVAL SURRENDED.
GOSH
SOME PEOPLE JUST CANT FORGET THE PAST AND LIVE IN THE PRESENT CAN THEY.
(is that considered a punnnn stephhhh? (: probably not ah well.)
yes okay i have suddenly got myself thinking about ora cos i read my friends blog.
ORA WAS HOT.
in more ways than one.
(: yes i love ora and next years would be in rjc and i'll definitely go.
(:
I BET WE'RE GOING TO SELL ROSES AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
AND FACE PAINTING IS STRESSFUL.
I SUCK MAN.
I ONLY PAINTED MY FRIENDS COS THEY ONLY WANTED ME TO PAINT COS IM THEYRE FRIEND. (awwwwwwwwww.)
hahahah and i practically molested everyone i painted by grabbing theyre heads and whacking them to keep still hahahahha.
liyong was like putting her legs over me and i was like GETTOFFFFF WAIT I PAINT YOUR FACE. wait i actualy did streak a little black paint on her face. TEEHEE.
YES
and oh quihui and i were like the last to leave then we were so bored we went to the basketball courts and like played with some guys there. omg there was this handicapped guy playing with us SO FUNNY CAN HAHAHAHHA. but shit i was like in those bochap tired mood so i anyhow play teeheeeee. we still won can. yes we are the bomb. RGBOMB RGBOMB RG-BOMBED-RI-KABOOM. (: after that me being super nice went back to hall to check if hannah's bottle was there. (it wasnt. ): ) then i went to the car, heard someone say bye and turned around. it was that _____________ hahahhaha that makes it look more exciting. no lah not so scandoulous people! it was that guy that auntyyanping was trying to sell me to. O.O
yes
AND OMYGOSH i practically embarrassed myself selling roses lahh.i was like you want to buy roses theyre really pretty! they match your specs/bottle/bag etc. SO EMBARRASSING LAHHAHAH. whatever ITS FOR THE GOOG OF RGBBALL. YEAH(:
and ohgosh this hot___________________bought a rose for__________________and called me_________________and i found out a lot later that he was mimi (irmelia)'s friend___________. fill in the blanks(:
yes and omygosh STALKER WAS SO DAMN FUNNY.
I LOVE BANANA FACE.
AND OH GOSH ALI BOUGHT LIKE FOUR ROSES LOVE HERR(:
AND OH GOSH IM SO SLOW TO ONLY BLOG ABOUT ORA NOW TEEHEE.
whatever.
SHIT I REALISED WE DIDNT TAKE MUCH PEEKTURES ):
anyway i shall upload all pics after myas(:

RGBBALLBDIV ARE NATCHAMPS
YEAAAAAAAH
i love love love rgbball
AND MR ONG SHAVED HIS HEAD.
AND NOW WE HAVE PRESSURE FOR DOUBLE CHAMPS.
AH.
WE SHALL WORK HARD STRIVE HARD AS A TEAM
COME ON CDIV, BDIV'S DONE THEYRE PART
ARE WE GOING TO LET THEM DOWN?
NO.
(:
there's no I in TEAM.
I LOVE YOU GUYS TILL THE SKY FALLS DOWN.
i dont think thats any day soon.
(:

back to historyyyyyy
(:

thingsaregoingonaroundhere

2008-03-26T20:07:00.000-07:00

Flowers. For. You.
ah why the hell am i not in the mood to like laugh ah
i hate when im emo.
hahaha
yes.
I CANT BELIEVE IM NOT LAUGHING NIOW.
my friends are so damn retardedly funny.
but im not laughing for some insane reason
ahhhhhhhh.
i dont know
i guess a lot of things are going on in my head.
i cant stand what shes doing to me
she is ruining my life
i cant eventalk nicely and funnily now.
damn manz
ah nico is so funny muachee
haha but its not like working ah so sad manz

i hate how much i love you
i hate how much i hate you
i hate how much i think about you
i hate how much i dont
that was so random
maybe not
haha.
yes okay anyway
TA.

2008-03-24T05:52:00.000-07:00

hey
im writing this post especially for you.
im so sorry
i really didnt mean to lead.
please dont feel like thats training
its not.
but yeah
i didnt know it had gone that far
i didnt realise the pain i caused
im sorry
its really just platonic.
im really really really really really really sorry
dont have a phobia kay?
(:
dont let the bed heart bite

2008-03-16T01:35:00.000-07:00

tag replies!
(i totally forgot so this is so super late dont mind me(: )

sze lei! hahahahha yes i know you didnt chat with us hahhaha so sad.
oh wells we shall go get bubble tea next time cos i miss bubble tea. loveloveyou too!(:

nicoteo! hahahah i love you too hun! and yes im very touched that im the first person that you told(: and EH I GET IT THAT YOURE BATCH IS GREAT. you were like so shocked when i told you yeah youre batch is great. you were like keep tryiong to prove it like that. BUT MINE'S GREAT TOO OKAY(: I LOVE MY BATCHIES TOO(:

yunting! hey junior lalala MY TOWELS SO NOT STINKY (my favourite phrase to say to you) ;D

cheryl! hey hi no problem i havent linked yet anyways. AND HAAH. i told you that blogger's more fang bian(: yayyyy(:

becky! HAHAHHA. what are you talking about manz! hahahahah YEAH i want to go bikini bottom and fish for jellyfish! but i dont wanna get stung! ))): WHAT MOOSE. that green one brand thing is it? O.O love you(:

yufei! haha mmm. quite shocked to see you.

stalker! nicknames stick you stalker hahahha and its all cos of you ive been using so many manz! hahahhahahhaha yeah eat as many as you ah THREE BANANAS then TWO MORE siao already wait i get diahorrea manz. hahaha AND YOU GO SARAWAK FOR WHAT? cool(:

2008-03-16T01:04:00.000-07:00

valentine
Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you a three-leafed clover.
It is imperfection, with its three leaves
but why do we need a fourth
if our hearts combaine as the last one?

Here.
It doesn't bring you luck
nor merely a coincidence.
Its shows our destiny, our fate
that cannot be found lying inconspicously
on the ground.

I am trying to show you reality.

Not a shiny horseshoe or a rabbit's foot.

I give you a three-leafed clover.
It's smell
nothing like a roses'
but in its own way unique
and everlasting.

Take it.
A three leafed clover is common.
So is love.
Treasure it.
Let it come to no harm
beacause only then will it never wither
unlike any other common clover.
It will strengthen.
It will bind.

hahaha.
(:
my valentine poem for lit.
its like damn cheesy but ah heck.
hmmmm
i dont know if you all would get the third para cos my sis said it didnt put across the message oh wells(;
okay today was a boring day.
í stayed at home.
i did work
i ate chocolate
i smsed
i got distracted by com.
all those normal boring mundane stuff
ladidahdidah.
hmm
okay so i know some othe rpeople are having interesting days.
MAKE SURE YOU RUN YOUR BEST NEXT TIME ____ (:
and NICO HOW WERE YOUR MATCHES
I HOPE YOU BEAT THEM FLAT(:
JEAN RUN WELL. BREAK A LEG
BECKY DONT BORE YOUR ASS OFF.
LIYONG oh i just remembered i have to call her
okay then ciao.
i want to get those pics from darlie soon so can post.
the ones we took on her mac at her house on friday
yeaps
TA.

MR ANG'S BARNEY CAST

2008-03-15T06:32:00.000-07:00

HEY MANZ

MANZ IS MY FAVOURITE WORD of like yesterday and today.

ask pingpong and she'll tell you

omg she was like stop saying manz! hahahahhahah

everytime i got ball i would go yeah manz! hahahahahhaha

and then agree with something yeah manz!

gawsh

i think its stupid stalker's influence manz

oh okay yesterday was totally funfunfun((;

we had training in the morning, me and yong wanted to go earlier do weights, so i had to wake up at like seven am. (there was this accident on the PIE apparently there was this body lying on the road, i dont know) yes so when i reached there i saw liyong sms that she was going to be late. hahahah that pig just woke up(: still i love my yong pig hahahahah.

okay so i went to take like a ball from the cage then when i went out to the court i was like SHIT WHY THE SENIORS TRAINING NOW. then i saw mr guo also there. i was like the only like cdiv junior there like damn shy intrude their training and im like oh so awkward. hahahah i was like fighting with myself one leg go forward to courts then next second pull leg back then step forward again you get the picture. i dont know what was wrong with me lah. suddenly so shy one stupid lah. then deanna vienna saw ask me why there then i said could i shoot and yadah yadah.

OMYGAWSH

MY POST IS SO BORING

OKAY NEVERMIND LETS SKIP TO WHEN EVERYONE CAME

yes we like did ten rounds aroung the court for warm up!

HAHA

TEN ROUNDS AROUND THE THREE POINT LINE I MEAN LMAO

ivana was late agaaaaaain cos her bus driver didnt eat enough carrots again.

HAHA

we made her like give two compliments to each of us and one critical comment before we were pleased and let her go.

ivana: YOURE BIG AND TAKE UP LOTS OF SPACE

iliana: THATS PHYSICAL. AND HOIIII!

ivana: oh then you should ...............

i gave her a hard time man hahahah before she realised i was like giving her a hard time on purpose and skipped to next person

hahahahhaha

ivana: liyong! youre errr better than iliana at running!

iliana: WHEY I CAN HEAR YOU

liyong: second complimenttt!

ivana: errr youre better than iliana at _______(cant rmb hehh)

iliana: HOOOI.

liyong: WHY EVERYTHING COMPARE ILIANA ONE.

lmao so funny

ivana: yufei you need to dribble better defend better shoot better.....

iliana: WHEY I SAID ONLY ONE CRITICAL LAH

ivana: oh

iliana: her compliments leh

ivana: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yufei: yah lorh!

ivana: you can defend!

yufei: you just told me i need to defend better o.o

ivana: er youre pretty>?

LMFAO!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

i laughed my ass off manz!

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahha

yes okay no offense intended anywhere

i laughing at cute vanu

yes we played we played one on one, then we started shooting and making all the balls get stuck in the net. we did that alot of times but finally this time i took a picture. LALA i piggyabacked yanping to take a closer pic, this picture IS NOT ZOOMED. cool right? (:

WE'RE THE NET HEROES MANZ!

yeah then we did loads of fun stuff i bet you all want to do to. HAAAAAAAAAH

MY PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS ARE AWESOME MANZ! yanping said i should have joined photog society, i bet she just wants to get rid of me lmao!

yes SECTWORGBBALLERS ARE COOL AND WHEN YOU ALL GROW UP YOU ALL WANT TO BE US(:

YEAH MANZ!

YES WE WERE ALL SUPER HUNGRY BY THEN

so we went to eat subwayyyy!

yay i love cold cut trio!

yums

and cookies

yums

oh and we saw like sectwo prefects at subway and i have made an extrodinary revaltion

I KNOW LIKE FIVE OUT OF NINE OF THE PREFECTS

cool manz!

hahahahhahahaha

yes i rock.

so after that we started our adventurous mrt journey to MR ANG'S HOUSE

dumdumdumdummmmmmmmm

yes

we bought him cookies too!

we met anna angie at woodlands mrt to take bus there

OMGAH

ANNA ANGIE WENT SHOPPING THE DAY BEFORE

OMGAH THEY BOUGHT THESE FABBO SKINNIES

LIKE ANNA'S WAS FREAKING PURPLE

SHE LOOKED SO HOT IN THE PIC OKAY

LIKE THIS HOT GIRL WEARING HOT BARNEY-~~FLAVOURED~~ COULOURED SKINNIES

OMGAH

her legs damn long shes like been hiding them under her clothes lah

ANGIE LOOKED MR DADDY LONG LEGS AS USUAL

hahah

i was like i want to borrow!

why you all so frigging small then i cant borrow

hmmmph

ooh! maybe i can borrow and stretch them

anna: NO.

iliana: pleeaaaase?

anna: NO. NO. NO.

darn

at least i tried.

at mr angs house.....

HIS PURPLE CAST WAS BARNEY COULOURED TOO

hahahahahhahahahhahah yes

it was very fun we were like eating all the snacks his wife bought on the table (THANKS!) and watching like rgps match. and talking talking. very fun lahs

then we saw his weddding photos and we were like looking then we saw mr ong and mr ben and lao shi and other teachers we would like go mr ong! mr ben! mr yeo! hahahahha then we came to this photo have our last year sec four seniors and we were like AHHHH OMG ____ SO CHIO _____ LOOKS SO DIFF ____ HAD SHORT HAIR?! then since it was on like autoplay mode and i was the one nearest screen they kept screaming at me to press the back button so they could keep staring at that pciture and like pointing out stuff hahahahhaha so funny nearly died laughing after.

yes then we took pics and stuff OH WE SIGNED HIS CAST

there wasnt enough space on top so we had to make him stand so we can write behind and i was like please dont fart

hahsahahhaa we sign so long until his leg cramp lmao!

ahahahhyahahahah

yes ANYWAY WE JUST HAD INDECRIBALE FUN OKAY

HAHAH

and i had to leave early darn

pffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

hannah deanna lateeee

they say the got lost

yeah in what step up 2 movie cinema ah

hahahahhahaha

yes IM STILL GOING TO WATCH THAT SHOW NO MATTE RHOW MUCH YOU DISCOURAGE ME FROM WATCHING IT HANNAHHH

then later went daryl's house cos mum and dad went with auntie angie and uncle andrew to a play thing i bathed there cos i arrived home late. OMGAH

daryl's bathroom so cool(:

there were like cool soaps and cool accessories and clothes and stuff so cool

wait i'll show you(: hahhahaa

then we ate dinner and like went to people's friendster profiles. i learnt alot like THAT JO ON JEAN'S FRIENDSTER IS HER SIS. im like wth. AND SHE'S DARYL'S FRIEND. and that my friend's brother okay nevermind. hahahah

yes then we watched WHITE CHICKS.

lmao so funny!

hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha

yes so gayyy.

and then we used mac camwhore

and then we distorted our voices into guys using mac again

like i recorded YEAH MANZ!

and it was the clearest

omg it was distorted so funny everytime a new distorted yeah manz was like played we laughed so hard

hahahhahah

so funny

YES JUST I WAS LAUGHING WHOLE DAY HAHA

okay laughing monster is going to research lit maori professions

CIAO.

2008-03-10T20:06:00.000-07:00

heyheyhey!
im at the dentist now so this post is goin go be uber short
jeans calling hahaha.
and okay im typing really slow now cos im on the phone with her o.o
hahah okay yes sorry jean i sorta cut you short hahah
okay so we have chinese remedial with tanglaoshiii
and then we're going to shoot some balls and then we're gonna watch step up 2 YAY
and yesterday and the day before i went gymming so im super sore now
hahahhahaha
OH .
THE DENTIST SAID MY TEETH WERE REALLY GOOD.
hahahahaha.
WATCH OUT ILIANA SHARK'S GOING TO BITE ALL YOUR TONGUES OFF WITH HER REALLY SHINY WHITE TEETH
HAHAHAH.
yes i rock
wheeeeeeeeeeeee(:
hahahahah
I WANT TO ARGUE WITH STALKER FOR SOME REASON
i sorta miss kicking her stalker butt in school(:
YES WENYUAN DONT LET YOUR HEAD SWELL AFTER READING THIS
and nico teo WE NEED TO DO IT SOON! ITS ALREADY TUES LEH. CALL TODAY KAY(:
hahahahahahahah
so wrong sounding!
(:
i think i shall get ivana to help me
yes yes YAY NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IM GOING ON ABOUT(:
cos im miss mysterious hahahahha
i rule
AND NO IVANU I DONT WANT TO WATCH LEAP YEARS
I DONT WANT TO BECOME A FRIGGING FROG-LEAPLEAPLEAP-
what the hell im still here
i should be leaving like now.
NOW.
IMEAN IN ILIANA.
NOW.
okay wait now is in like five minutes.
and oh gawsh!
someone needs a hug now.
NOT ME LAH BODOS BUT IF YOU WANT TO HUG ME I ALSO DONT MIND(:
as in im talking about someone else
DONT BE SAD KAY
cher up and dont dwell on it mr powerpuff
yes(:
okay i love socks doesnt everyone love socks?
wheeee
(:
i need rainbow striped socks
cos theyre so coool
hahahahaha
im talking such crap now
oh siling's party was quite funny.
we watched like a horror movie at the end that was so gory
omgah hahahaha and i missed the exciting part
RATS.
i bet i was the only one who kept her eyes open throughout teehee
vanu was like closing her eyes and grabbing my arm lmao.
LIYONG LEFT EARLIER):
oh before that when we were eating stuff then sihan (no not the chinese compo siling's sister lah) dripped a little oil on vera's hand
and she was like omgah omgah hothothot tissuetissue!~
lmao
SORRY VERA I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NT HELP IT
NO OFFENSE KAY(;
just that the tissue box was right there
AT LEAST YOU MADE ME LAUGH
YOU WERE SO FUNNY VERA HAHAH
(:
yes
and we watched this just friends movie
OMGAH THAT SINGER GIRL IS A PSYCHO
TOTALLY WIERD AND OUT OF HER MIND.
so retarded
we bought ice cream later
paddle pops and some tub ice cream
OMGAH I MISS THE RAINBOW PADDLE POPS

2008-03-07T20:04:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHA.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRIS! I LOVE YOU MUCHOS (:
I AM IN A REALLY CAPSY AND HAPPY MOOD.
THIS IS BECAUSE EXAMS ARE OVER UNTIL AFTER MARCH HOLIDAYS AND YES
TUMTUMTUMTUM....
ITS THE MARCH HOLIDAYS!
UH HUHHHHHH
yes okay now you all know im really high
i had tuition this morning
omgah it sucks kay.
my tuition teacher keeps thinking i dont do all my homework and whatever shit BUT I FINISHED THE WHOLE DAMN WS SO STOP THINKING IM SOME HECK CARE STUDIES HW.
i act like that but i really do care and i have an inner geekhead okay(:
LIKE BECKY SAID
"geekhead's are attractive" hahahahhaha
i bet she meant in my context
AHAHAHHAHA.
IM KIDDING GAWSH
cant you all take a joke.
hahahaha from this i just realised i can so talk to myself for hours.
that time in computer studies i took liyong's computer mike and just started commentating and yakking to myself and i didnt realise how much crap i was talking to her until she laughed so loud that i heard through my headphones. I WAS LIKE SHIT WHAT DID I SAY TO YOU.
HAHAHAHAH
retards man. (or manz in justice of stalker wenyuan) (((:

my march holidays are JAMPACKED kay.
later im going to siling's birthday party at like 1.45 till nightime whooo!
its going to be so much fun
I BET YOU ALL ARE FREAKING JEALOUS
HAHAHAHAHAH
no i bet you all are not actually cos you all probably have your own fantastic plans for today!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN YEAHHHH
so sad NICOTEO cant go cos she has her softball interschool REALLY (as she stressed oh so much ) IMPORTANT SOFTBALL MATCH!
JIAYOU KAY, HEED MY ADVICE AND DONT STRESS OUTTOO MUCH.
ENJOY YOURSELF, CHERISH THE TIME YOUR BATCH SPENDS TOGETHER, HAVE FUN, TRY TO LEARN NEW EXPERIENCES AND JUST ROCK OUT (and dont forget about spotting hot guys hahahahahahah)
yes okay too much influence from yong dear. yes yes
ADD OIL NICO TEO AND CRISSY ANNE yes i know youre competing against each other I HOPE THERE'S A DRAW. first match seh then my friends muxt compete. PFT.
yes then there's optional (but for me i want to improve so compulsory) training on mon tues and fri.
then theres chinese remedial on tues so probably will catch movie. then there's sentosa, movie outings with freakheads, crashing at jean's and my place and oh so much stuff
and i also have to catch up on work
oh dear this holdiday is going to pass so fats i tell you
HAHAHAH FATS
no i meant fast kay hahahhahaha
yes yes i shall end here but im really looking forward to finally being able to HAVE FUN HANGING OUT.
AND I MUST IMPROVE IN BASKETBALL
I DONT CARE.

ps: i'lkl probably blog alot in holidays so yeah hahahahha (: right

TAG REPLIES!
SZE LEI AHHHHHHHHHH I SAW YOU THAT DAY AT THE MATCH MY FACE LIKE PRACTICALLY LIGHTED UP AT YOUR STUPID FACE HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LOVELOVE!
JOCEEE! thanks for helping me to try find it kay(: AND HAHAH you green person with green stuff everywhere that makes you more grass like. im so going your house to swim lalalalala love you dearie(: tahnk go dthere was nico teo to intro us hahahahahha
CAIWEIhey hey girl! thanks for helping be my defender yesterday heeeheee. and hows your back and neck thay still ache :O
MANDY damn youre in china! well im updating now so come read lah you cheena person in cheena land pffffffffft. (((: HAHAH LOVLOVE AIR HUG TO CHINAAAA(:

2008-02-01T21:33:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANUUU
&HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MOOBYFACE MANDAYYY
&HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ADDYYY
&HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BECKY
&HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY LIZZIE
&HAPPY BELATED BELATED BIRTHDAY CHERYL
& HAPPY BELATED BELATED BIRTHDAY SHUXIAN

happybirthdaytoyou all
happybirthdaytoyou all
happybirthdaytoyouall aaaaall
happybirthdaytoyou all~

i'll reply tags first yeah?
(:
TAGS REPLIED SINCE 25 JAN~! (((:
25jan lei: OMG SO HOW WAS YOUR MATCH(: you must win kayyy or not i endure laughing at your face while warming up for nothing hahahahaha i had to force myself not to laugh at your face all the time kay! looool.

26jan edith: HEY DITHHH(:

27jan cheryl: CHERUUUYL yay my juniors love me yayyy(: i hope my other juniors will love me too! hahahha and everyone must love each other. the whole c div(:

28jan nico: NICO TEO! HAHHAA i love calling you that(: cheichei(: yes i know you were in misery when i was not at school ahhahah! i love that talk we had in that chinese storytelling I REALLY HOPE HE WONT BE SHORTER THAN ME(: but really lets leave it to fate(: hahahha

30jan mandy: MANDAYYY. you now then tag first time. so slowww as usual hahahha i just saw you and ate pizzaaaa hahahahha why am i always eating pizza and pasta with you huhhhh. and i will try buy you that shirt! lalaalalala(:

31jan chaelchael: now everyone's face is stupid huhh. guess who started it(: lol

2feb haha: HI HAHA. whoever you are(: yes i knowww its a nice blog! obviously owned by me whatt! hahahahhaha im such an egoface. hahaha who are you bytheway(:

yayyy
i've got so much hw because i've been like not doing it and slacking and reading my oh so lovely HARRY POTTER SEVENTH BOOK! OMG ITS SO GOOD THE ENDING I TELL YOU ITS SO GOOD! yes i know im slow youre probably going errr. but yeah OMYGAWSH
you know what she can write like another series using the children.
it can be about albus severus (yuckyname.) cos cos he's starting his hogwarts year! and what happened to nevile? O.O okay yes enough about harrypotter oh wait last quote from book! i laughed like shit at the mouldy part

we did it, we bashed them, wee potter's the one,
and voldy's gone mouldy, so now let's have fun!

WAHAHAHHAHAHA seriously lolll.

imisstraining. imisstraining. imisstraining. IMISSTRAINING!
wahhhhhhhhhhhh):
and yes i hope i am able to go training on monday.
MUMMY JUST LET ME GO PLEASEEE)):
and yeah i miss my batchies! hahahah i love them like wheeeeeee
hahahhaha
they're better than rasberry gumdrops i tell you! (:
okay i have to go be guai kia now, or else i wasted my day when im supposed to be out at vivo with jean or cny shopping with liyong so i have to make good use of that time i sacrificed to do my homework(:
LOVELOVE
iliana!

2008-01-22T05:02:00.000-08:00

HEY
whoever still visits here yay for you cos im posting ! hahah
and and yes im in quite a rush i haven't finished history homework and i am going to die doing it so yes this is my last post (of 22 jan 08 anyway)
yes yes okay tomorrow we're playing a friendly against SAS! yayyyyy!
im really starting to enjoy matches now, cos i at least do something, and know sorta what i have to do. i admit, last year i wasnt that excited about matches, i'll be like shit what if i mess up. yeah but now i want to enjoy every moment i get to play, just in case....
yeah SO YAYYYY TOMORROW!
i'll probably be falling all over everyone in the bus again
i tell you THATS WHY I PREFER MRTS
they dont jerk as much. like omg im basically being thrown around the bus while trying to make sure pingypongy and liyong doesnt fall. lol
and like omfg i watched the like disney happy u year interstitials.
I LOOKED HORRENDOUS.
LIKE OMG
HOW THE HELL TO GO AND MEET PPL HUHHHH
they told me to be fake i definitely acheived that all right. the hairstyle and hairspry like was ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
shit mann
okay whatever luckily i think it stopped airing so yeah(:
hahahahhaha
YAY.
I LOVE LOVE BATCHMATES! ADELINE ANGIE ANNA CAIWEI HUIFEI (I STILL LOVE YOU) IVANA LIYONG RACHAEL STEPH YANPING!
omg without you all i'll like cease to exsist.
ily you all like more than anything.
I LOVE JUNIORS! CHERYL AND QUIHUI! i dont know the rest all too well yet. havent met most
BASKETBALL IS MY LIFE
BASKETBALL TEAMMATES ARE MORE THAN MY LIFE, THEY'RE MY SOUL
so dont even think about splitting us up loserss
;pppppp
-yayyyy-
-super hyper starts jumping estatically-
-btw im not drunk and i didnt drink coke nor did i eat chocolate-

TAGS REPLIED!>>from fourth jan (the rest was in tagboard or previous post)
4jan>>ivana: VANUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I LOVE YOUUUUU (see? my rhyming skills are oh so awesome B))
6jan>>lei: awwwww man! oh wells i just have to wait and see your ugly face pffffftt. when's your season?
8jan>> licia: hey alicia wee! uhuh. i dont think im gong back on cny anywayy )):'
10jan>> cheryl: CHERYL! of cours i know you my lovely junior! love love! i'll try(:
11jan>> lei: HAHAHHA LEI SZEE heheheheh. yes i miss your stupid freakface too hahahah
16 jan>> RACHAEL YOURE SO DEAD. DEAD. DEADD. :)))))) a few days delayed but still dead nevertheless.
22 jan>> HAHHA BIMB BECKY ohmygawsshhhh its alliteration! like huhhhhhhh! hahahahahha lol ily hunn ;DD

LOVE LOVE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
LANAAAAAA ;DDD

2008-01-02T06:52:00.000-08:00

haha CONTINUED.
18)pimples. i hate pimples as much as i hate... hmm i dont really hate much else. hah.
19)get to watch my face on teevee at least once LIKE COMEON. EVEN LIYONG'S SIS GETS TO GO ILIANA ILIANA ILIANAAAAAAAAAAAAA! screaming at my beautiful face while liyong's in the shower. hahahha
18)make more friends? i dont know this is super random haha
19)be nice to juniors hahah I WAS LIKE WAVING AND SAYING HELLO TO FRAKING EVERYONE KAY. JUST ASK HUIFEI
20)hope my form wont be as boring as everybody says she is. i really want to pass math.
21)erm erm get my mum to stop nagging and comparing at every sentence i say?
22)invent a chocolate that never makes you fat ( AND IM THE NEXT WILLY WONKA)
23)send christmas cards earlier heeeeeeh.
24)(just so you know im writing this cos every goal paper i have is stolen then infested with love blahblah notes. nawh im kidding i really do love them) LOVE YONG, NICO, JEAN, ANNA, ANGIE, SUSU, BECKY, MOOBYFACE, AUDREY, LICIA, CRIS, JERAL, JENNI, IVANA, ADDY, PINGPONG,CHAEL, HUIFEI wait basically whole secone rgbasketball batch, AND A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER PPL
25)disney friends gathering? x.x
26)6FR REUNION!
27) SHOPPING SPREES WITH GFS (mandy im still waiting you pangseir(:)
28)GOING OUT WITH BESTIES ALL DAY(:
29) camwhoring with ans?jail the whole day hahahhaha and other ppl(;
30) another trip with ONGSTERS! ;DDD
31) BASKETBALL TRIP TO COME FASTERRR!
32) can my feet shrink? (you wish iliana)

HAHA actually all the extras just anyhow come out so yeah im contented with what i have now actually. my friends are the best freakheads, i laugh all day long yeah im big built and whatever and ppl my age always look at first looks but when they get to know me its better so i dont give a damn. if you dont like me cos of my looks i wont not like you back, but i wouldnt get hurt a single bit okay so if youre looking for someone you can hurt GIVE UP THE THOUGHT. find someone else. wait actually dont cos its not nice to hurt ppl. sometimes when im emoing yeah i do but thinking about it i dont look fat when i put on a tight tee and jeans and ppl dont look at me and go oh shes fat (i hope((:) like last time, so yeah im quite contented thank you very much ((: i should be like liyong and angie and nico haha and say IM (BURNING cos nico likes this word so much) HOT. hahahahha
lol
THINK IT AND BELIEVE IT FOR IT TO COME TRUE
okay this post is so random(:
hahahahha
love love!
ILIANA
i like the name lana hahah smallville
why she like the bald dood!? x.x

2008-01-01T06:53:00.000-08:00

HEY PEOPLE WHO MANAGED TO SURVIVE TO 2008;D
its a super big feat i can tell you with the amount of workload and the hours of sleep we singaporean students get.
(:
okay yes i know i didnt really post about my hk trip and everything else but if you want to know
(but i bet you wont cos then you cant get me to shut my freaking mouth(:) just ask me(;
heeeeeeeeh.
okay MY NEW YEARS RESOULOUTIONS!
first thing that came to my mind was to get whiter o.o
so
1) GET WHITER (no anna im not slabbing conditioner all over my body okayyyy)

STUDIES
2) CONCENTRATE in class dont chitty chitty ~~bangbang!~~ chat chat talk so much in class yupp
3)do homework as much as i can as fast as i can PLEASE DONT PILE THEM ON ILIANA!
4)LEARN TINGXIE! MUST MUST memoring wont hurt either.
5) dont give up! must keep working hard and try to understand lit even though nothing makes sense, this applies to chinese as much or actually more.
6) dont become a geek in the process thank you very much.

BASKETBALL
7) do situps/crunches everyday!!!
8)practise ballhandling even though im a centre!
9) try to gym (i know its impossible cos gyms are sueper far away and the gym door is always locked) pffffffftt.
10)train underbaskets till its 98% perfect
11) keep practising the sihui tricks!
12) learn faster! dont get mr ang too exasperated!
13) BE A GOOD SENIOR NO BULLYING ALLOWED AT ALL.
14) help juniors dont let them waste away secone life too!

EXTRAS
15) get ______to ......
16) get over ______
17)dont ler my curly roots grow out to fast ( and im the fairy god mother! wooow!)
okay i have to go cont tmw! love love!

2007-12-13T01:44:00.001-08:00

hey today was nothing special.
oh our last match till march or sth or june holidays maybe.
i didnt perform well. sihui's probably super dissapointed in me after her teaching me that move for super long.
im even dissatisfied with myself.
ohwell.
i didnt prove myself for last game so i ought to work even harder.

yeah. and went for tea with ongsters(:
had those delicious scones and icecream(: at this cosy cafe with like board games
we played taboo and janga.
quitefunny.
haha.
my word was like blood donor once and i was like when a person is going to die, someone ~~gives~~passes that red liquid that flows in our veins to that person. hahhaa couldnt say blood so oh wells. cant remember the funnier parts.
and oh when we played janga i was dared to tie my hair in a silly way througout the game, belly dance, do cancan etc. i was like the unluckiest with all the horrible stuff to do lol
oh well this post aint that interesting
oh yeah i realised that shu man aint that quiet and is quite interesting andfunny
hahahahha
cos when we were like packing up after the game when she saw something on the floor she would be like
shuman: hey whose is this?
iliana(usually its mine): mine lah
shuman(face changes to like its mine and i dont care or im gonna whine if you touch me face): no its MINE.
iliana: NO ITS MINE, GIVE IT! (:
shuman: mine! (holds object away from me)
ivana: STOP BEING SO IMMATURE LOL.
hahahah we were super childish lah!
considering she sec4 somemore hahahha super funny.
and whenever i ask her pass me something she holds it far away from me. lol shes super cute lah
and there was this girl who kept pulling my hand/jersey and we were like
shuman: her hair look like cherry
me:EH? what cherry (stares at hair)
me shuman: grape!
shuman: i mean
hahahaha from then on i called her grape o.o

too bad i wont see shuman anymore
oh wait she going airport sunday morning maybe our flight near same time hahaha
so sad shes in newtown loo(;
oh well
and wont see sze lei either):
maybe will see xue han again next year tho:)
yayyy!
hahaha
they are all super nice
haha.
okay this is quite a boring post.
i wont tire you all out hahaha
must keep up with my randomness
and omg the way i phrased this post is super ...
but i couldnt be bothered.
oh well i better sign off now
BYE tweedledums
;D

2007-12-13T01:32:00.000-08:00

♥ tags replied.
11dec
yongyong: hahah YES I KNOW cos its iliana the great's blog mahh(:
yongyong: really? okay then i added the picture hints thing(:
nicocheichei: HAHAHAHA YES LOSERTIC NICOO(: i know i wont last long with blogs, i think its like gonna be holiday blog o.o hahah and you must curtseyyy to me till your head touches the groundd heeeeh. so you can get LICEEE HAHHAHAHAH. ((((:
jasmine: HELLO JASMINEEEEE(; I LOVE YOU and those times we used to have (':
ysa: hey! its mee! hahahah okay whatever i heard you going tmw at 8! coool(: me too
becky: hahahha it took super super super long can omygahhh but i multitasked in between hahah and i dont love your socks(: they stink like shit HAHA. DDD: kidding lahhh i like colourful rainbow socks(: i find them super cute(:
yongyong: hahah thanks darl(: you know it. hahahah ego ego(: but ivana's quite okay too(:
rachael: hahahah EVEEEIIL :O hahaha yeah putty putty putttyyyyy(:

2007-12-12T04:34:00.000-08:00

booyaaaa(:

lana's back to torment you all

MUAHAHA

okay yes so today boy and mimi and co. left for phuket!

but not the way they expected to....

-tries to sound like sidney sheldon-

hahahahha

okay that laughing part completely spoilt the suspense.

okay so like they were being checked by the passport people then apparently -i wasnt there- the passport girlie was like your (boy)'s passport is overdue and then apparently she was super bitch cos she then turned to the person next to her in front of them and said, doesnt this look overdueee -pointpointpoint!- and then boy was like thinking wth YEAH OKAY ITS EXPIRED WE GET IT LOSER. and yeah so they took a later flight later which i send them off to.

and and it was super funny cos boy suddenly gave this random remark.

boy:i've got a new job. -totally straight faced-

me:(didnt hear properly) WHAT??

boy: I'VE GOT A NEW JOB.

me: HUH?!?! WHATTHEHECK?

me: -realises that boy was pushing the whole trolley line like 10 plus of them and bursts out laughing-

in case you find it utterly not funny or totally didnt get it he said he was the trolley man

well. if you were there you would have laughedoutloud too(:

hahahahha and there were more funny stuff but i mostly forgot all

hehhh

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS GIRL HUHHHH(:

oh had training in the morning. well not exactly only me and IVANA went.

did ball handling, abcd game, shooting, medicine balling and slacking.well, it was drizzilng!!!

then when we were shooting then it started drizziling heavier we went in and suddenly yenlin(i think it was her im not sure) jumped and was like OMG! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MR ONG

and i was like WHAAAAA?! omg so insulting im so not a guy cann and then later when i was walking back to the bballroom from the cage someone(forgot who again) said my legs were really long and then everybody was like staring at my legs i felt sooo insecure hahahahah.

and then yenlin was like still staring at my face and someone whacked her and said stop staring at her she does not look like mr ong. you this morning said you thought someone else looked like mr ong or sth to do with mr ong. i cant really remember. hahahah her obsession. LOL

HAHAHA.

then went far east, sharlene sophia and vim were on the bus too and yeah bought my craved BANNA ICE BLENDED!

yayyy!

and then went to eat and subway.

me and ivana shared this 6-inch sub and had a cookie each!

yummm

mine was oatmeal raisin and hers was choc chip cookie

and then i was like awww there's no double choc chip!

and she was like "i used to love that too until adeline told me double the choc chip double the fat. then i stopped eatting it" she told it so matter of factly i burst out laughing(:

then we went to check out the friend mars bars from chippy! british takeaway and decided we were too full to eat so yeah then walked around window shopping and bought this BEAUTIFUL bangle at pandora's box which was super preeeetty(: and was like carved and old bronzeish and had vintagey old designs on it(: so cool but pretty ex. like 10dollars. i usually spend 6dollars tops on a bangle. so yeah. but i think it was worth it(:

hahahahha

yeah so this is a draggy post(:

haaaaaah.

ciaos tweedledums who has managed to read this far(:

me and ivana comparing whose leg's sexaye-er

L-O-L;D

ivana's

mine

;DDDDD

2007-12-11T05:51:00.000-08:00

i love picture posts dont you?
well if you dont thats to bad cos you dont really have a say in it(:
okay so these are stuff thats been hapening in my hols so far(:
they're not in order bytheway and dont blame me if there are too many and your finger is aching from scrolling down the memories were just too....memorable(:
RGBBALL MALAYSIA TRIP:DD

secone batch is the absolute LOVELOVELOVE !!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
HAHAHA im the tallest! and the chaotaest D;
I PITY THE THEM :DDD
piggyback! ♥
with that team in johor! (:

busrides♥. the pic we always take when we're on a bus(:
when our room got invaded by the tay twins(: ♥
well thats the unfun partt....
CENTRESSS♥ YAYYY liyong thought we were doing rockersign hahahah its a c bytheway(:
RAWRRRR the lion erupts from her den

love you yongdear♥ (:
owls HOOT! -.-
you do not want to know the behind the scenes.
all hail anna the huge
she was geeting offf! -whines- :))) ♥

with a gunshot bang! and anna's on the chair, no more orange crazygirl(:
work it out
peeeeep :))))
zomg! look at her mouthhh :DD
im squishing angie. i look retarded in this shot. seriously.

smile likeyou just dont care
red nose rudolphias! LOOOLxD
lianshot x.x
kaguro O-O

YEAH!!!

gloop.
it was like 2am after a match, dont blame me if we look bad
CAUGHT REDHANDED now whats the number for child abuse again?
rachael's face is like putty, trust me (:
GIRAFFE O.O

group photo♥! sophia is so squashing me :p
blured oh wells
this was the view but my camera shutterspeed was too slow so it became this super awesome(:
cos' we like it like that yo B)
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh GHOSTTT :OO

2007-12-10T07:25:00.000-08:00

heyyo'
yes yes yes i know you all are probably thinking
WHY THE HELL DID SHE CREATE ANOTHER BLOG JUST TO DISOWN IT ONE MONTH LATER
im sorry i was too bored
i cant help it!
(:
anyway this way you get to get insider info on ILIANA
isn't that FANTABALOUS
;D
HAHAHAHAHA
i feel like singing BARNEY
barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation....
lalalalala
okay im kindasorta done now
hehhh.
yeah okay so today i went to training at ccab
i was like freaking 45 MINUTES or so late
okay whatever
and sihui was like teaching me and yong to do those COOL ~~dancemoves~~justkiddingcentre stuff.
yeah i think i learnt quite a whole lot today
i need to APPLY it gawsh
thats like super super super hard!
and the whole reason im typing it here is to remind myself to practise more(:
so yeah
and and oh guess what people i'll finally RELINK you
so stop whining you desperate freakheads(:
teeheee. :p
yayyy wheeeeeee
and then then i went home with hannah
oh i made a new DISCOVERY
im so great one day i'll be like CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS(:
COOL HUHHH
or maybe DIAS bar-to-lo-me-u BARTOLOMEU!
hahahha.
-remembers the retarded show that i watched in malaysia with ivana steph and yong in the roach infested seriously lousy connection teevee hotel room-
yayyyy!!!
;D
okay this is a super short post cos im doing my nails
inspiration from liyong and her funkyyyy naildo(:
hahahahha
mood.bored
lovelove to all the tweedledums on planet earth(:
ILIANA