hello earthlings.
im am a really subdued person now.
i am not as hyped because i am really bored
no actually because i wont be seeing my fatsos for SIX DAYS.
thats really really pure torture.
and also cos im missing THE VERY FIRST MATCH of admiralty.
WHICH SUCKS.
its like fricking cool cos its against the same school and in the same hdb court that i played MY first ever match in secone.
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AND THATS COOL
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I WAS SO NICE THIS MORNING SMSING ALL MY LOVELY BATCHMATES AND JUNIORS LET THEM KNOW IM ROOTING FOR THEM AND THAT I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH.
no matter how much they rubbed it in to me that i couldnt play today cos im in malaysia.
oh wells at least i get to see my mum's familyagain(:
im going yipo's house for teh tarik (supper, im not sure when we started called it teh tarik(tea pulled AHAH.) but maybe its cos they always drink tea. LALA. and eat those really nice pea snacks which do not even taste like peas and thats why i like those pea snacks. SEE I EAT MY PEAS. (:
and tues im going genting
no liyong im so not going to try and crash the gambling den cos I DONT WANT TO BE CHASED OUT(:
yes now its the june holidays for malaysia too so my grandaunty says there will be a lot of hot guys which is really appropiate for liyong.
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no wonder she enjoyed her malaysia holiday just a week before. (:
ah sheez i miss my bitches already.
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I WANT TOP GO FOR FESTIVAL FOR A FUTURE.
LALALA
AND WEAR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT YELLOW DRESS FROM THE HIGHFLYERS(:
speaking of birthday presents...
I HAVE YET TO BLOG ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY
MY OH SO WONDERFUL YET NOT SO WONDERFUL ON THE ACTUAL DAY BUT IM GOING TO MAKE UP FOR WITH A PROMISED BY MUM FULL DAY FROM MORNING TO NIGHT OUTING(:

oh wait before i start my really boring for you but really awesome to me birthday rant i shall talk about rocks.
YES LITERALLY ROCKS.
no im not talking about that last exams's horrible rocks questions i am talking about malaysia and singapore's oh so wonderful pedra barbca dispute of 3 decades which actually means they fought over an island the size of a football field and a few rocks that get this GETS SUBMERGED IN HIGH TIDE for THIRTY YEARS. WHICH IS A RIDICULOUSLY LONG TIME TO FIGHT OVER ROCKS. seriously what is the world coming to. (in case youre interested, singapore got the football field island and malaysia got the rocks. it was like headlines in malaysia newspaper. malaysia said they were grateul for getting the rocks. lmao) ((:
but yes not comparable to laughing at nothing yesterday with yong,pong and chael for about at hour. hahahahhahahah bubble tea aunty i want peach HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA aunty i want pea HAHAHAHAHAH aunty i want peAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA no i changed my mind aunty i want banaAHAHAHAHAHAHHA aunty i want banana HAHAHAHAHAHAHA aunty i want bana HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no i changed my mind again i want EYY HURRY UP LAH PEOPLE QUEUEING LEH lmao.
and WHERES MY TEN CENT COIN WHERES MY TEN CENT COIN
and "HER CUPSIZE WAS LIKE E OR F THEN WHEN SHE PUT AN EMPTY CAN ON THE TABLE AND TOOK HER BOOB AND PUT IT ON THE CAN THE CAN GOT FLATTENED!" "YOU MEAN HER BOOBS ARE LIKE PENDULUMS?"
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha
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BUNCH OF RETARDS WE ARE.
points at steph and louisa HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
i bet they still dont get it lmfao.
ANYWAY I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY.
i shall start with vesak day even though its not my birthday cos thats the day i went out with the HIGHFLYERS(: yes in the beginning i only went to out with cristal cos APPARENTLY alicia was really sick, jeral got grounded and mandy had guides. WHICH WAS QUITE BULLSHIT.(:
hahahah yes so i didnt know that the whole morning while i went around shoping with cris that they were like following us like oprivate detectives and buyong the stuff i said i liked. i didnt so so i unknowingly was being hard to bluff cos i kept wanting to go back to that ripcurl shop to see that volcom bag i really really liked(: HAHA.
SO.
then we went back to cris house then on the way i saw like cris having a call from alicia f. then she picked up and said yeah MUMMY we're on our way home now. then i was like EH?
but when she put doen the phone and i saked her about it she was so convincing and repititive that i was convinced that i saw wrongly or was hallucinating and had officially freaked her mum out. WHAT THE SHIT(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
so when we reached the gates of her condo i saw stupid moobyface skipping oput of teh condo and cris was like you spoilt the surprise! and ran away and i was like whaaat?? and chase after them(: they had ANOTHER HAWAIIAN PIZZA like on the ground in the basketball court and they were trying desperately to light the candle. lmao. like they as in NOT SICK ALI, NOT GROUNDED JERAL, NO GUIDES MANDY, AND CRIS :OO (:(:(:
AHAHAHAH
YES BUT IT WAS SUPER HOT SO WE DECIDED TO GO UP AFTER A HUGGY SESSION(:
then when we reached cris house i was like we muct find another day to go out and get that bagggg then i saw them all grinning at each other and trying to hide it and i saw jeral holding like this ripcurl bag behind her back and i was like OMGOMGOMG okay lets just leave mandy to tell the rest okay? (:

grabbed from mandy's blog

"GOING OFF NOW:D
IGHFLIERS OUTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG<3
I'VE GIVEN MY 2H OUTING A MISS CUS OF YOU,BOOBY
D=
BOOBY STOOPS xD!
& YES, ILIANA ISHAK.
YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!
Hah.
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YUP HELLO!
I'M BACK.
OKAY I WAS BACK LIKE 4 HOURS AGO OR SMTH BUT ANYWAY.
TODAY WAS FUN, MET UP WITH HF:D
ILIANA'S REACTION WAS UBER FUNNY WHEN SHE SAW THE PRESENTS WE GOT FOR HER.
LIKE.
ILI: "EH IT'S SUCHA PITY I DIDN'T BUY THE BAG AT THE RIPCURL SHOP LIKE OMG LAH."
US 4: "MMM...YAR..."
THEN 5 SECONDS LATER SHE SAW WHAT JERAL WAS CARRYING BY ACCIDENT CUS I THINK JERAL DIDN'T HIDE IT PROPERLY OR SMTH.
ILI: "OHMYGOSHHHHHH WHATS THIS OMG OMG OMG" BLAH AND SHE HAD HER SUPER EXAGGERATED HAHA FACE ON AND SHE STARTED HYPERVENTILATING ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE CRIS' HSE xD.
HAHA.
SHE PRACTICALLY FELL TO THE FLOOR AND STARTED SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF AND WE WERE LAUGHING AT HER.NOT WITH BUT AT.
HAHAHA ILI SHARK :D
THEY GOT HER A LIP BALM AND YELLOW DRESS -.= AND RIPCURL (it was actually volcom) BAG :D
ATE THE PIZZA I PAID FOR AT CRIS HSE:D
AND FORCED BY CRIS TO WATCH ENCHANTED,DIDN'T FINISH IT THOU,CAN'T RMB WHY EITHER.
LOL.
THEN THE OTHER 4 WANTED TO PLAY MAHJONG.BEING PRACTICALLY CLUELESS I JUST SAT ARD FIDDLING ARD WITH THEIR HANDPHONES:D JERAL SCOLDED ME.HA.
SO ALICIA AND ILIANA BOTH GAVE UP THEIR SEATS DURING DIFF GAMES SO I CLD HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY:D I DIDN'T PLAY MUCH AND LEARN MUCH THOU,CUS ALICIA AND ILIANA WERE SUCH BAD TEACHERS AT MAHJONG [: HEEEEE.And they all ended up laughing at me.Not with.Hooooooooooooo ): EVENTUALLY GOT BORED SO WE WENT DOWN TO PLAY BBALL! :D BUT ILIANA HAD TO GO OFF FOR SO WE ZILIANED BEFORE SHE LEFT.HEEEE.

eh we were super good teachers lah! at least ali was BUT SOMEONE JUST KEPT LETTING IT GO OUT BACK FROM THE SAME EAR COS THE OTHER HAD AN EARPIECE(:
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the presents are GORGEOUS
THANKS SO MUCH HONEYS(:
I LOVE YOU ALL AND MISS YOU ALL SUBMARINE LOADS.
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HAHAHA
like on the twenty first of may nico yong and jean was like going oh iliana are you going to stay up late today you know to watch soccer.... hahahhaha then i was like i know you all are up to something SO YES I AM STAYING UP. hahahha (: so obvious lah and they kept whispering. i bet nico just liked whispering for the fun of leaving me out hahahahahhahahahah (:
MS I THOUGHT VEGETARIANS EAT MEAT
OH YEAH
TRAINING WAS SUPER WET.
HAHAHAHAHA
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
STUPID MANZ
I DIDNT EVEN BRING CLOTHES TO CHANGE INTO
AFTER TRAINING AFTER WE SHOUTED RAFFLES! THEN I DIDNTR NOTICE EVERYONE GOING FOR THEIR WATERBOTTLES.
THEN BEFORE I KNEW IT THEY WERE ALL CLOSING ON TO ME WITH FULL BOTTLES OF WATER.
I WAS LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I GOT DRENCHED REAL DRENCHED SOAKING DRENCHED DRIPPING DRENCHED DRENCHED DRENCHED. I WENT AROUND HUGGING EVERY ONE IN THIS REALLY WRONG WAY LIKE PRESSING MY WET BODY AGAINST THEM LMAO.
AND I WAS WEARING THE WHITE RGBASKETBALL SHIRT AND A HOT PINK BRA. SO OBVIOUSLY I LOOKED REALLY PINK ON TOP. O.O
AND OF ALL DAYS MY MUM HAD THIS PARENT MEETING THING IN SCHOOL SO I HAD TO GO HOME MYSELF DRENCHED. LMAO.
I LOOKED LIKE I EITHER SWEAT ALOT OR JUST BATHED.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I LOVE THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
MT BATCHMATES ARE THE LOVE.
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hahahaha so that night
liyong had to sleep early so she like missed called me 14 times to represnt like love or something on my fourteenth birthday. so swet and so funny when the next morning she was like i call one ring then put down then i was like marking down on the paper after every call with a line. then halfway through she was like AHH was it seven or eighth time?! LOVELOVELOVELOVE HER HAHA. and after that anna took the liberty of calling me an old hag 3 minutes early(: hahaha
I LOVE YOU GUYS LIKE FOR STAYING UP EVERY ONE OF YOU
AND SINCE EVERYONE LIKES SEEING THEYRE NAMES ON PEOPLE'S BLOGS I SHALL STATE THEIR NAMES(:
LIYONG
ANNA
BECKY
JEAN
PONG
ANGIE
NICO
ANDREW
MUMMY
SASA
no stop imagining stuff. hahahahahh JEAN CALLED ME FIRST(: SHE WAS SO SWEET I LOVE HER. SHE WAS LIKE I CHOPE YOUUUUUUU.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LOVELOVELOVELOVE HER.
AND NICO CALLED TOO HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA YES I LOVELOVELOVELOVE HER TOO(:
YOUR CALLS ARE REALLY REALLY SWEET AND THEYRE GREATLY LOVED(:
i love you honeys.
other people who wished me throughout the day
ALI
JERAL
AUD
RENEE
SABRINA
MANDY
AUNTY ANGIE
HANNAH
KIM
DEANNA
DARYL
ZIQ
BILAL FAMILY
AUNTY GIRL
UNCLE DOUGIE
AUNTY HELENE
NATALIE
JIAXUAN
ABIGIAL

yes and alot of other people hahha those were just smses and comments. lalalala. the people i didnt see in school. besides kim anyway(:
KIM'S SICK I HOPE SHE GETS WELL REALLY SOON COS I COMMAND HER TO(:

JEAN AND NICO AND BECKY GAVE ME SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SWEET AND LOVELY AND AWESOME AND THEY TOOK THE WHOLE DAY TO MAKE CARDS. LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM. (:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
NICO'S WAS LIKE THIS SUPER SWEET A3 SIZED PHOTO COLLAGE THAT WAS SO SWEET. PLUS SHE SURPOSELY PICKED ALL THE UNGLAM PICTURES LMAO. I WAS SO FAT LAH HAHAHAHAH YET IT BRINGS BACK REALLY SWEET MEMORIES(: I LOVE YOU HAHAHAH AND YOUR AHEM REALLY LOVELY AHEM AHEM AHEM CUTTING SKILLS(: NICO TEO WAN TING NICOLE TEO QI QIN ((((((:
BECKY'S WAS LIKE THIS REALLY REALLY COOL CD CASE THING THAT HAD LIKE 3D SMILEYS OHYGOSH IT WAS SO PRETTAYYEEEE BECKY YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO OUTDO YOURSELF I LOVEED ITTTTT I LOVE YOUUUUU. ((((((((;
JEAAAAAAAN. OMYGOSH I LOVE YOUR REALLY SEXY PURPLE BLUE POSTER HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA THE MESSAGE WAS SUPER SWEET AND YOURE SO ARTISTIC MANZ. AND NO IM SEXIER LORH AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH(: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
and nico made joce and boon shop with her for my birthday present and they bought me this pretty yellow top! thanks guyyys! so much hahahhahahhaha
and becky got me this really pretty canvas puch thing that had happiness is an inside job on it(((: LOVE YOU HUN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY CLIP WHICH I SORTOF SCREWED BY TRYING TO COVER IT WITH TRANSPARENT NAILPOLISH TO PRTOTECT THE PAINT FROM SCRATCHING OFF((: HEEEH.
and and STEPH'S SUPER FUNNY CLAPPER HAHAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHHHA
I STILL OWE BECKY AND JEAN AND YONG LAH SHIT I SUCKKK.

BUT GUESS WHAT THE PATHETIC THING IS THAT I HAD TUITION LATER. WHAT THE SHIT RIGHT? MUM DIDNT ALLOW ME TO CANCEL BUT SHE PROMISED TO LET ME GO OUT FROM MORNING TO NIGHT ONE DAY. I MADE HER PROMISE LIKE TEN TIMES LAH LMAO.

but yeah oh i met ms siew at parkway at night when i went out to eat sakae sushi tepanyaki.
(:

AND YESTERDAY I BROUGHT A EXTRA SHIORT FOR AFTER TRAINING WHICH CAME IN HANDY COS STEPH DRENCHED ME AGAIN AND WE HAD THIS WATERFIGHT WHICH ENDED IN A SUSPICIOUS TRUCE. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
AGAIN
AGAIN.
llalalalalallalalalalallala

THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU THAT LOVE ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU ALL.
I LOVE YOU ALL FOREVER LIKE I MEAN IT TILL THE SKY DROPS TILL HUMANS CAN FLY WITHOUT ANY SCIENCE STUFF TILL MUFFINS START SMSING AND DONKEYS START TALKING TILL ACORNS CAN RUN AND LEAVES CAN PERFORM HARRY POTTER MAGIC
WORDS CANT DESCRIBE HOW THANKFUL I AM TO GOD FOR CREATING YOU ALL AND LETTING US MEET. YOUR FRIENDSHIPS ARE HEAVEN AND PRICELESS.
I MEAN EVERY WORD OF THIS LOVELY POEM *(HAHAHAHHAH WHAT POEM LALAL)
(((:

A VERY HAPPY ILIANA SAYS
"TAA. for now(:"
pictures shall come laterrr. when i get back to singapore(: