ahem ahem ahem
yes i have gone on an endless yucky mugging trip.

YES BUT IM BACK
okay not exactly cos i dont really have the urge to post about the stuff i've been doing.
for example sentosa on the last day of exams.
it was just too...beautiful to degrade by posting about it.
yes i love you sexy fatsos.
hmmmm remind me that im going to either make cards for the whole class or write a paragraph for each of them cos i just love our class so much
207 CAN (AND WILL)(ACTUALLY HAS) ROCK(ED) YOU(:
i seriously dont want to change class!
IMAGINE NO HUIQUN TO CALL, NO okay i shant get started or it will last for the whole night.
i promise i will dedicate one post to 207.
(:
yes but now since i aint going to talk no nothing about sentosa, diy face masks, stupid jokes etc etc etc i shall do this little thing i've been thinking about in my recently concluded shower.

20 FACTS THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ILIANA
doesnt that sound plain exciting! (its amazing how contradictory words can be placed together to mean the latter word(: )


FACT 1: i was born in Australia. (geelong, a ferry ride from melbourne) (:

FACT 2: i have a long enough scar at the side of my stomach (which sometimes make me look like i have an extra layer of fat. i assure you i am totally balanced and do not have an extra layer of fat on one side) (oh yes in case you were wondering the scar was from the kidney op i had when i was two months old)

FACT 3: i havent been further than Australia.

FACT 4:i put my fact 3 as fact 2 HAHAHAHAHA :) :) :) :D

FACT 5:until p4 i only liked to listen to one radio channel, the channel with just instrumental music (sue me, i dont know what i was thinking either hahahahahaha)

FACT 6: i was obese. (to prove my point when i was p5 i was 158cm and my weight now and now im 172cm)(but i was only obese in p1 thank you very much the rest of the time up until primary school i was just overweight. HAHAHAHA)

FACT 7:i cried when i received band2 for math for the first time in my life? OBSESSIVE, totally. (:

FACT8: toilets are my favourite place to let loose (i mean tears not sai la hahaha)

FACT9: i was chased by a huge giant sheep before

FACT10:i had phua chu kang hair before primary school

FACT11:i was supposed to have two twin elder brothers, but they died in my mum's stomach or something along those lines because they were joined at the heart

FACT12:if they didnt die, i probably would not have been born

FACT13:i was made in sentosa (HAHAHAHAHAHA, try not to think so much about what this implies hahahahaha)

FACT14:my feet are so big that i cant find shoes. except havainas and birkenstock and pedal works(the last two options aint that nice)

FACT15:my hands are huge too

FACT16:im going to have a really handsome husband cos the top line on my palm curves into a really really big smile( the more curved the more handsome) when placed beside my other palm(:

FACT17:i am a member of singapore swimming club, am from st hildas kindergathern and went to okh childcare and went to molin tuition (im trying to retrieve old friends in case anyone googles these you see HAHAHAHAHAHA)

FACT18: i've fainted twice, and have nearly fainted a handful of times ( i think i faint when i just wake up and when im scared or extremely tired. oh no i think i faint when i lose blood. i dont know:l go figure)

FACT19: i cant remember my kindergathern life. ): except for faint recognition of spreading jam and squirting whipped cream on scones and rolling marbles dippped in paint in a box with a paper. thats all. its quite sad that i odnt really remember what i did with my friends): OH. I DO REMEMBER STAYING OVER AT RACHEL'S HOUSE! (:

FACT20: when i was young i smiled alot, and also drooled alot. which probably is the cause of my sister's phobia of saliva.

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES. maybe i shall keep adding to the list when i think of stuff.next.

FACTS THAT PEOPLE GET CONFUSED OR MAKE IT SEEM AS THOUGH ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE ABOUT ILIANA

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 1: i am a girl (this is purely for yong's mum's benefit, after she insisted that i was a guy after hearing my voice when i was on the phone with yong. hahahhaha(:)

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 2:i am smart (dont laugh you suckers) (: (: (:

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 3:i have trophies to prove im smart ( i can see that laugh huiqunnn!)

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 4:i take higher chinese

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 5: i dont speak malay, so though i may understand bits of what youre saying dont expect a coherent answer hahahahhahaha

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 6: im chindianlay?

UNBELIEVEABLE FACT 7: this is getting boring i shall continue when i feel like it hahaha



xoxo, you know you love banana cereal with yogurt!
:)